Scam Spam

[Foaming_Cleanser]

I just received a scam spam wanting me to update my information for the Affinity Plus Bank F.C.U, whatever that is (and F.C.U, too, and the horseshit you rode in on). Curiously, my billions of dollars Canadian are of no interest to these fraudsters:

This site is directed at or made available to persons in the United States only.

Is this because Canadians are so fucking polite — and me in particular — that these assholes feel guilty about stealing our money?

[MysteryFellow63427]

As a proud Canadian lovin’ U.S. citizen, I would like to say these asshats do not speak for me!

I’ll be glad to take your money.

[elmwood]

I’ll take some Canadian money; soon it’ll be worth more than the US greenback. Just not change. I get enough of it as it is, and I can’t use it in any vending machines around here.

[Morgyn]

@Foaming Cleanser

I just received a scam spam wanting me to update my information for the Affinity Plus Bank F.C.U, whatever that is (and F.C.U, too, and the horseshit you rode in on). Curiously, my billions of dollars Canadian are of no interest to these fraudsters:Is this because Canadians are so fucking polite — and me in particular — that these assholes feel guilty about stealing our money?

FCU probably means Federal Credit Union, but I think a financial institution can’t be both a bank and a federal credit union.

[Ike_Witt]

@neuroman

As a proud Canadian lovin’ U.S. citizen, I would like to say these asshats do not speak for me!

I’ll be glad to take your money.

LOL.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@elmwood

I’ll take some Canadian money; soon it’ll be worth more than the US greenback. Just not change. I get enough of it as it is, and I can’t use it in any vending machines around here.

That’s all right, I’ll take all the loonies and toonies you want to give me. I’ve got a friend in Walkerton, Ontario I’d like to visit and that’ll pay for some bottled water to bring along.