SCANDAL! Vegan NYC Mayor Eats Fish!

It appears you all have only one porpoise in life.

I would like to selfishly bump up this thread today to be totally vindicated on this point despite nobody taking my words seriously.

All of you haters have now become waiters as I sit down at my table of success!

A table that has been turned?

Never mind all that. I’m trying to figure out how drizzling lemon juice and apple cider vinegar on a slice of tofu and baking it on a piece of nori makes it taste and flake like a fish (post #15).

I have a friend who describes himself as an ovo-lacto-pesco-vegetarian. Really, he wanted to keep kosher without all the hassle of separate dishes and all. Of course, he eats only kosher fish (with fins and scales–no shellfish).