SCANDAL! Vegan NYC Mayor Eats Fish!

New York City Mayor Eric Adams says he’s vegan but it turns out HE EATS FISH!!!

I mean, will this lead to impeachment? Or perhaps imlemonment?

There is one entry on Google for “imlemonment” and it is not from this page. Impressive!

Bastard.

(That’s Eric, not Uniqueorn)

There’s loads for Imbananament !

Maybe he will resign in disgrace.:lemon:

I say he deserves impoissonment!

Well, is vegan a lifetime commitment? Is it enforced? If so, how?
If the mayor was vegan and now he isn’t does that mean nothing he says can be trusted, ever?
Is a person allowed to change their mind about their diet preferences?
Did he say he was vegan specifically before this meal? Is it possible he doesn’t understand what it means?
Is it worth any recreational outrage at all?

Depends on the type of fish.

Please don’t eat the dolphins!

What about mahi-mahi? Is that kosher?

That’s a trick question.

I mean, it’s not the fish eating, it’s the lying. His office repeatedly denied that he ordered fish and then he later admitted that he regularly eats fish at restaurants. If he’s willing to baldfaced lie about trivial stuff like this, what else is he willing to lie about? How is anybody to trust any statements coming out of his office after this?

By the vegan police meme.

Seriously, through harassment. Look at how any vegan celeb who stops, even for health reasons, gets treated online. Those who lie (like Rawvana) get treated worse. I never heard the mayor was a vegan before, so I guess he didn’t draw enough attention to get harassed online.

All kidding aside, I think the point of contention here is did the NYC mayor publicize being a vegan in order to appeal to the hipster crowd for votes? I don’t think this is just a slip-up or back-slide on his part.

He should have identified himself as a pescatarian. That’s the term a fish eating vegetarian is supposed to use. At least I think that’s the term.

I simply submit the following for consideration:

Normally I’d say “Chill, it’s a parody thread,” but around here you can never be sure.

Even the Supreme Court has weighed in - have you never heard of the landmark Roe decision?

Cod damn you!

So he gave up being vegan just for the halibut?

I heard that when he was confronted with these charges, he said, “Abalone!”