Well at least Ex was there to straighten it all out. I figured it was you trying to say the alphabet, and also figured that there wasn’t a gold star for you today after a performance like that.
Get thee to a druggist and get the patch. Definitely worth it. I don’t get motion sickness but on my maiden <<snerk>> cruise the ocean was like glass but I still got a touch of the urry-urps from time to time.
Ha! Shows what you know. Coke is forbidden in the lunchroom. Like knives, only you won’t get suspended for it. You will get your Coke taken away. Then I think the teacher takes it to the Teachers’ Lounge and adds some (a lot of) rum and drinks it real fast. I know I’d be drinking a lot if I had to teach a whole wad of snot-nosed kids all day. I’m just saying.
Too bad Nightwatch. The MMP is like the Highlander: There can be only one! And this is it. There are no more. Sorry.
You know misstee, if I needed a new toaster, I’d go to Target. That’s what I’d do. Unless I needed a new toaster to en-lampify. Then I’d go to Goodwill. I’ve been looking at Goodwill for a blender to en-lampify for a while now. No soap. Makes me sad.
Guess who has a new thermostat. Go ahead, guess. I’ll give you a hint: It’s all electronic and has a blue back-light plus I didn’t get schocked, not even once. (It’s hard to find a new electronic thermostat when you have a heat pump. Not even the “Universal” ones work most of the time. “Universal” my a… elbow.)
Excellent idea.
Of course, if all you need is a new toaster you shouldn’t send me to Target for you.
Hey Vunderbob not sure what cruise line swampbear is going on, but I just got back from a Royal Caribbean cruise on the Mariner of the Seas.
Cannot recommend it enough. Email if you want to know more.
JockeyWife got rid of our toasteroven in favor of a toaster that matches our appliances. Alas, no more open face toaster sammiches 
I’ve read that book. Oddly enough, it pretty much did a nuclear strike on a weekend for me, too.
So, is this thread about plain toast or adorned toast? Because you can go overboard on the adornification process and wind up all sissified.
I don’t know about the sock monkey lunchbox, but I do covet the red plaid one I saw in the shop at one of the Smithsonian history museums - I think it was the American history one. I would have gotten it too because it is so sartorially smart, but unfortunately, I pack so much in my lunch that I wouldn’t be able to fit it all in there most of the time. I need my 20 ounce bottle of Diet Mountain Dew - neeeeeeeed ittttttt. It’s alright, though - I’ll continue to use plastic shopping bags from Giant to haul my lunch in - at least I’m re-using them! Although my mom did throw a bunch of them away when she came to visit a couple weekends ago - I always end up collecting more plastic bags than I use. I should crochet one of those bathmats with them - wouldn’t that be attractive?
Anyway - no guy stuff this past weekend, was a little lazy, and he wanted to get some rest anyway. So - I got new glasses instead! And did some cooking - standard weekend (except for the glasses). This weekend I’m visiting my mom - my dad’s away for the week, and she doesn’t like to be alone in their house for too long - it’s a big house, I don’t blame her. We’re already trying to figure out where to go shopping - so many choices, so short a weekend! We are going pumpkin picking with my brother and his wife though - haven’t seen them since the wedding.
It’s fall - where’s that big pile of leaves for me to dive in? Darn apartment living!
Susan
Now that you mention it this sounds familiar. I’ve always been bad with names. Take Roux DaDey, for example. Anyway, mine, while definitely less correct, were just as much fun.
Sorry for the slight, Swampy, I’m sure it’s just some Freudian displacement going on.
Oh susan, buy a really big lunch box and paint it plaid! Maybe one of those mini-coolers so you can use the new perfect for plastic spray paint some company or other is making now. You would be the envy of all the other kids, plus no more plastic bags, cause those things are evil.
Swampy, I’ve decided to stow away with you on your cruise. I’ve always wanted to try a cruise and this seems the perfect opportunity because I would blend in with you all so well. Plus, I speak spanish. And I don’t eat much, either.
Today we have a faculty meeting to go to. I wonder if there’s gonna be a fight like last time. Well, an extremely heated arguement, that could have lead to a fight if the two people involved had been standing just a little closer to each other, dammit.
:eek:
I’m going on a Royal Caribbean (or is that 2 rs?) cruise. I’m going on the Soverign of the Seas which sounds much classier so it’ll be better. Besides, I got ACBG to keep me company, so how bad could it be?
Puggie I got some of that stuff just in case. I figger, if I can handle airplanes all the time I should be able to handle this. Besides, it ain’t really love til you see somebody throw up and it don’t bother ya, is what I say.
Shibb, I have decided that since you hadda deal with all those hurricanes and all, I’ll forgive you this time. Just don’t let it happen again young man.
Rue why do you need to delampify a toaster? And congrats on the new digital thermostat thingy. Ain’t it cool?
Ashes[sup]2[/sup], I’ll save some room for you in my suit case. However, I don’t think Spanish is all that necessary in the Bahamas. Just sayin’. All I ask is you pretend to not hear when ACBG and I well, you know… 
Welby ACBGRMPLSOZWXY! See, I do know my alphabet. So There! 
Ex while you’re at Target’s picking up misstee’s toaster, I could use a bread machine. Thanks.
What’s the eek for, Swampy? All I did was ask for a consumer report on the cruise, because I’d like to try one myself. I’m not trying to weasel in on your trip… 
All right then.
I don’t have a toaster, but I do have a toaster oven. I don’t make toast in it too often, but I use it as an oven a lot because it’s easy for cooking for two. Cat doesn’t count - he eats his tuna right out of the can. My sweetie and I prefer to have our dinner fully cooked and warmer than room temperature.
I’ve never been on a real big ship cruise, but my sweetie once won 4 tickets on a gambling cruise in FL, so we took another couple and cruised for a few hours just beyond the 3-mile limit. We didn’t gamble - that’s boring. We wandered around and wangled an invite to the bridge. We wanted to see the engineering spaces, but they wouldn’t let us. So we mostly sat on deck and snacked and chatted.
Correction - I think we may have a toaster on the boat. But if we do, it’ll stay there. I don’t need it in my kitchen.
And speaking of my kitchen, we’ve gotten half of the cabinets installed!!! You can check it out at the second link in my sig if you’re so inclined. I’m very pleased!
I’m even more pleased that my baby is coming to visit us Friday for the weekend! I’m even braving Friday afternoon rush hour in DC to pick her up at National Airport. insert happy dance here
OK, I think that’s all I’ve got. swampy, have a wonderful time on your cruise and don’t worry about sending me a postcard or a festive island gift or anything. No, really, it’s not necessary. I know you’ll have other things on your mind. Have a good time, and don’t think about the rest of us laboring away at our mundane jobs. Don’t give it a thought…
Gambling? Boring?
FairyChatMom, what heresy do you speak of? Gambling is fantastic. Especially if it involves alcohol, and the removal of clothes.
And the people who hang out with Rue are cool. Even if they eat toast. 
swampbear sheesh! Your MLC is much less expensive than my fireman’s. He bought me? a Corvette.
Well, on second thought, if you’re in the owner’s suite, it might not be less. You’re gonna have a butler, not just a cabin steward. (sigh) Pictures! bring us lots o’ pictures!
RCL is our favorite cruise line. We’re going to a “Crown & Anchor Evening,” sponsored by our Cruise Center on Wednesday to (maybe) plan our next cruise, (I hope, I hope, I hope,) but we won’t be in the owner’s, or even the president’s suite.
We’ve gone from Vancouver to Hawaii twice now. Days at sea are the best, and crossing the pacific you get lot.
I hope you have wonderful weather, calm winds and your ABCG is everything you’ve anticipated!
Eat like a King, drink like a sailor, and sleep like a baby. Home will come all too soon.
But have you a rice cooker? If not there is still a clear lack of appliance totality.
Fine idea. But be aware that’s it’s sort of like coming into contact with a contagious germ. Next thing you know you’re starting to talk like the rest of us. Mwahahahahahahaha!
I had a red plaid lunchbox when I was a kid (back in the dark ages-forgot to pay the electric bill). It was in that period between the Disney lunchbox and being too cool to bring lunch anymore. Now I just carry a purple lunch tote. Kinda generic.
My mother, brother, and I went to a new, moderately fancy French restaurant this Monday. I know it was fancy 'cause it was called “Toulouse” even though I didn’t see any short artists hanging around. Maybe they were off. Anyway I splurged on a spiffy french meal starting with escargot (snails if you’re nonfancy) in garlic butter, a chicken fricasse with ginger and lemon confit, and garlic mashed potatoes. Dessert was profiteroles-lovely little cream puffs filled with vanilla ice cream-slathered in chocolate sauce. No chintzy drizzle here, no sirree.
Burp.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Reader’s Digest Condensed Alphabet! (Mostly in order anyway.)
vunderbob the :eek: was for what buttonjockey said about RCL. It made me eek because he apparently did not like his cruise. picunurse has, however, allayed my fears. I am looking forward to this. A butler? Will he be there all the time? Is his name Niles or Mr. French? Will he pretend not to hear when ACBG and I err… umm…? We have an owner’s suite cause we got a deal on one of those travel websites, the name of which escapes me right now. You know what it is though. They have lots of commercials on tv.
FCM the remodeling is looking good. I like the cabinets. Now let’s talk countertops. Granite. I see granite.
Rue I just included all the really important alphabets. My very unscientific study has concluded that those are the letters commonly found in alphabet soup. Go open up a can and look.
dwyr I don’t have a separate rice steamer. My veggie steamer also steams rice. It multi-tasks. I like that in an appliance. I also have a milkshake maker. Anybody else got one of those?
picunurse I’m over anticipating ACBG. He is, in fact, a whole lotta fun.
After a weekend trip to the local Costco, VunderWife came home with something new: long loaf bread with chunks of garlic baked inside. It looked king of like French bread, but the texture was way different. A lot denser and chewier…
Had to try it out last night.
One of my giulty pleasures of life is grilled garlic bread, which I usually do with French bread or Texas toast. Slice, butter, (normally add powdered garlic, but not last night), and cover with Parmesan cheese. Grill on a hot griddle or skillet until the butter and cheese have melted. Fast, simple, and mm-mm good.
So I did that with the new bread. It wasn’t as good as I would like, but it’s adjustment related. I left off the powdered garlic, but some would have been appropriate because the clove chunks could not make up the difference. Also, I mentioned the chewy factor… The slices were about 1", and this made it an ordeal to eat. Next time, thinner slices.
How you doin?
Ok here is my Target list-
Toaster
fabric softner
shampoo
toothbrush
paper towels
a wedding gift for Ashley and Jeremy
You can shop for me any time! 