Captain Jack Sparrow (after being offered a bottle of rum): Rum? Oh, no thank you. It’s much too early in the day.
Ragetti: I don’t think this dress is very fetchin’. I wish I had me pants back…
Will Tanner: Commodore, I think you and Elizabeth will make a lovely couple.
**Disneyland tourist: ** Is this the line for Space Mountain?
JonScribe, I’ve got you pegged as a naif who’s never actually been to Disneyland.
Not that Space Mountain and PotC are that close together, of course. It’s just that there is no shortage of people in the Magic Kingdom on any given day, who might make just such an error.
Elizabeth: Corsets are quite the body shaper, aren’t they?
Big Bad Voodoo Lou, that would be Will Turner.
Norrington: GAH! THEY’VE GOT ELIZABETH! WE HAVE TO GO NOOOOWWWW!!! PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!
Gov. Swann: I think I’ll go without the wig today…
Norrington: Oh, yippee! Pirates! Time to make some friends!
Will Turner: Oh, yippee! Pirates! Time to make some friends!
Gillette: Norrington, you pompous snot.
Ragetti: I loves me wooden eye! May it never be made o’ glass!
Ragetti: Whoop, there goes me eye again…eh, I can always make a new one.
Will Turner: Why no, that sword was made by my boss, J. Brown. He does marvelous good work. I just run his errands.
Elizabeth Swann: Jack, where was that big hole with all the rum again? I’ve a craving.
Annamaria: Really, Jack, it was just a ship. I’ll buy a new one. ::pats him reassuringly::
Captain Jack Sparrow: You know, Will, you’re pretty darn smart! You never miss an opportune moment!
Will Turner: Why, look! An opportune moment! Musn’t miss that!
Will Turner: My dad was a pirate? …SWEET!
[disclaimer] I don’t own any of these folks, and am not making money off of them in any way, shape, or form. No copyright infringement is intended. Just good fun. [/disclaimer]
Terribly sorry, Big Bad Voodoo Lou, I meant to remove that nitpick. No offense meant!
Ethel Merman jumping out of the rigging, onto the deck, and singing “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”
It’s more common than you think. It also really spoils your day.
No problem at all, no offense taken! I enjoyed some of your comments.
Captain Jack Sparrow: “Mr. Turner, recalibrate the sensors and begin rotating the deflector shield’s phase variance! Mr. Gibbs, inject a quantum flux capacitance into the phaser bank actuators!”
“And reverse the polarity of those phase inverters!”
You guys forgot the “Arrrrrrr!” 
Captain Jack Sparrow: WHOO-HOO!
Will Turner: Wow, Jack seems really steady on his feet.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Now, let’s just sit down for a moment and think about what to do next.
Elizabeth Swann: Of course not, Will! I totally understand! As a matter of fact, I think Jack’s quite fetching, myself. May I join the two of you?
Jack Sparrow: I need to buy some hair care products.
Barbossa: Wouldn’t we be able to go faster if we patched up those giant holes in the sails?
Captain Jack Sparrow: This is BAT country!
Jack Sparrow: Cabin boy! Come here and I’ll show you the captain’s log!