Can’t tpye. Too funny
Damn, i’m 6 minutes late
Even the police laughed at the subject of fear when it was unveiled. Thanks for the giggle, it’s good to have at least one newstory about a scare in a school that ends well, with laughter. 
I tell you, this kid has a future in marketing!!!
It’s what happens after one consumes burritos. They’re Weapons of Ass Destruction. :eek:
That’s just hillarious.
Hmm…very large burritos. Larger even than a Dos burrito. He’s got my interest.
“Put your hands in the air and step away from the bean tube!”
Is that a burrito in your pants…?
He will undoubtedly net some chicks.
“So… I hear you have a big burrito… Call me sometime, m’kay!” 
And to think, I just made it out of there with my life. Holy crap.
Tripler
Yeah, I just simply have to play this up in both threads. Sue me.
Was if beef, bean and cheese?
You can’t get beef bean and cheese burritos anywhere anymore.
What the f is up with that, anyway?
Thank God it was just a prop. When I read the article, I assumed it was for lunch.
Oddly Large Burritos
Band name!
Snerk!
Ok, this is just cosmic timing, my son’s junior high was locked down for the last hour today. Of course, something like a lockdown would happen when I’m working mandatory OT and can’t pick him up, and regular sitter has an appointment, back-up picker-upper chick was utterly floored.
Cops all around, no communication to the hordes of parents (and picker-uppers) in the parking lot, the lockdown was over after a quartet of cops went in the office doors and hustled a student out to a car and sped off.
The up side? No one at the school was hurt, or even in any tangible danger.
The down side? The student who got hustled was in danger, major drama at her homestead and it was thought that her freaking out bad guy father was going to bust up in the school and kidnap/harm her. I really really hope that family finds some peace, that poor kid.
However, being able to read this to my 12 year old, who of course is too cool to admit to being at all freaked by the lockdown and cop invasion, and crack fart jokes for a solid ten minutes? Priceless!
Lockdown? Whenever Palmdale High School had a riot, they sent us at Quartz Hill High School home early.
Never figured out why. QHHS was the ‘progressive’ school and its students were very unlikely to start trouble. Heck, in those days before mobile phones who would know what’s happening in Palmdale anyway?