Schoolgirls or What word attracts you? [changed title]

This has probably been asked before (judging from my past luck with starting new threads!) but what is the one word that attracts you to look at a thread?

IMHO it’s ‘opinion’.

(sorry)

General Questions is for questions that have factual answers.
IMHO is for opinions and polls. I’ll move this to IMHO.

Also, a descriptive title is appreciated. I’ve changed the title.

DrMatrix - General Questions Moderator

There is no single word that attracts me to a thread. Several of them strung together that indicate the subject of the thread may be interesting to me usually do it.

No, wait, I’m wrong. Books! Books is my word, especially if Recommend is also in the subject line.

The one word that is guaranteed to get me to look at a thread is Mormons.

Boobies. Unions. Lap dance. Nude/ naked/ bare/ sans clothing. Judaism.
I guess my ultimate thread, then, would be: "Naked Jewish strippers organize their boobies. Lap dances for all!"

Happy

Canada, Quebec, gay, sex, or grammar.

“OMFG! MachV Is Such A Hottie!” would certainly grab my attention. On the other hand, I’m pretty day-to-day when it comes to what particular word would draw me in. Although, “schoolgirls” certainly did it today!

Beer, BDSM, GSYBE!, Moomins, Indian food, Sami Hyypiä (or whoever the pathetic celebrity/sporting crush du jour may be).

If there was ever a thread started with the title"Weird Footballer Fetishes - Sami Hyypiä likes to share beers and a curry with a lass and chat about his favourite childrens book series (the Moomin books, set in his native Finland) before inviting her home to lash him senseless to an audio accompaniment of tracks by Canadian post-rock outfit Godspeed You Black Emperor" then I’d probably post to it.

Achernar. Works for me every time.

Anything remotely related to California, SoCal in particular [so it was a bonus to find a thread entitled “Coronado, Mission Beach, Pacific Beach” last week!]

Book threads always reel me in.

Farting/burping/pooping unfortunately always attract me like a moth to a porch light.

Most weight loss/nutrition/exercise threads will get a click, if not a response.

So…what was the title changed from? Just plain “Schoolgirls!!!”? :slight_smile: Or perhaps it was a bit more…shall we say, provocative?

Let’s see. “Frasier” usually gets me every time. “Genre” is good. “Simpsons” is fun. “Game.” “Puppy”- because even though I don’t usually have any puppy advice, puppies (or dogs) are so much fun to read about.

“TMI” threads get me. Also opinion threads about strange/old movies you like, books, toiletry sequence, cat/dog/musical instrument/Doper names, etc. Thread titles mentioning Canada, Superman, Michael J. Fox, or any of Fenris’s spoofs.

Buffy. Greg the Bunny. Austin Powers. Or, sometimes they cut right to the chase and just say the magic words: Seth Green.

For quite a while it was farts. But I think I’ve become bored with that.

Anything relating to trees or lawns.

christ i’m bad at this posting lark. wrong forum and the title wasn’t good enough. but yes, zoggy, the original tickle was, simply, “schoolgirls”… being the whole premise for the thread I feel! :wink:

so now i’ll hijack my own thread (is this still an apt term, lending comedy to such a… well anyway) and ask (and of course bump it up to recognition status once more!) if there is

Any word that makes you avoid looking at a thread?

christ i’m bad at this posting lark. wrong forum and the title wasn’t good enough. but yes, zoggy, the original tickle was, simply, “schoolgirls”… being the whole premise for the thread I feel! :wink:

can’t i get that changed back? no. ok.

Communists or communism.

…dirty red bastards trying to invade the forums…

Hehe. You sick, sick puppy. :slight_smile:

Anything involving hyigene, because no one is going to be modest. Okay, I look. I look when there’s TMI but then I REGRET looking and try to gouge out my eyes in pain.