Teenagers are using drugs to have better sex!!!
I, for one, am shocked! Shocked, I say, to discover that teenagers would be interested in such things!
Yeah, but does it work?
Your winnings, sir
Such shoddy research.
What about the effects of Rock and Roll when combined with sex and drugs?
Hell I know when I was a teenager I did some pioneering research in this area*, by now, I would have thought by now further research would have been done.
Perhaps we should submit for a grant.
*I found an positive link between In A Godda Vida and great sex.
Uh, what? Oh, yes, thank you.
The tv news said a study just released showed teens do drugs because their bored, and the drugs make them feel better. Dah. I think that holds true for adults too.
Stupid teenagers! It’s their demand for drugs that keeps prices high.