Recalling something I saw in a thread a while ago, it probably was like putting your tongue on a weak 9v battery.
Dude, have some respect for the dead!
They savored it.
Only to the clam.
Best one yet!!
Do you… Do you guys think there’s such thing as clam heaven?
there’s no irritable sand grains in clam heaven.
All quagga mussels go to hell.
No pearly gates, then?
Everything I was taught in Sunday School is a lie!
I just talked to my pastor. He said God made clams immortal unless killed by scientists. And they still make pearls from Moses Sand. Apparently it doesn’t irritate but does have one hell of an ego.
Whew. Glad that’s cleared up.
I know one thing for sure… no psychic ever told her client that they lived through the Renaissance as a clam.
Aw, shucks.
We might think it was a boring life, but in fact he was happy as a clam.
Yes, and it’s always high tide there.
“Never trust a clam.”
B.C. (Johnny Hart)
It had a nacre for survival, for sure.
Gonna have to muscle through the puns now.
That’s my one for the year!
I’ll be happy to officiate at the funeral…provided I have some milt, salt pork, butter, onion and potatoes!
Keel clam (calm)!
… says a guy who apparently never tried to have sex on a beach. 
No, you just mis-read the story (or they mis-reported it). This is a clam they dredged up 500 years ago and have been simmering it in barbecue sauce until now.