So many jokes, where to begin?
The perfect place for a nightcap after dinner at Milliway’s.
Milky Way bar…made out of nougat?
It was discovered in Madison so the bar will be smoke-free.
Okay, I’ll bite.
There’s a bar at the centre of the Milky Way?
Hah, that’s nothing! You’ll never guess where there’s a restaurant!
MacSpon suddenly notices that there’s already a HHGTG reference in the OP, and hides under his desk.
So this guy walks into a bar … and gets sucked into a supermassive black hole! Ha ha ha!
Man, this bar used to be a cool little neighborhood place where you could hang out with the regulars and talk sports or gossip. But now that it’s been “discovered” it’s just going to turn into just another trendy yuppie watering hole.
Mmmm, astrolicious.
"Quarks"h comes to mind. I wonder if they serve sinthahol. (sp?) or blood wine.
I can just imagine how grungy their bar rag looks by 4AM.
[Cutting the geeks off at the pass]
Do they serve droids there?
[/Cutting the geeks off at the pass]
I like the nice symmetry between the comment and the commentor.
I prefer a cluster galaxy. Bar none.
Thank you, I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. 
You like me! You really like me!
This is news? I’ve been to the bar in the Milky Way.
In Amsterdam 20 years ago.
And at closing time, all the stars in it start looking a whole lot better.
What I find really intersting is the that the bar has been found to contain nougat and caramel, meaning that we can finally close the book on the decades-long, acrimonious debate about changing our galaxy’s name to to the “Three Musketeers Galaxy.”
I spend a year one week in the Ford Galaxy. Not the same thing though.
Maybe this is to regional but Otto Will get it.
One bar, but how many churches?
In Wisconsin we have a bar to church ratio for all small towns.
Ah, the Milky Way is too far to go for a bar.
I won’t go any further than the 4th planet from our Sun.
The punchline I leave for those that care for it.
I’m with Bosda… The Mars Bar is enough of a drive, I’d hate to find my home from the center of the friggen Galaxy.
Well, don’t just leave us sitting here in suspence, Ed Churchwell. Is it a straight bar or a gay bar?