Until I saw this, I was reading this thread thinking to myself “Whaatthefuuuuck?”, and opening other threads to make sure the Dope wasn’t broken. (“Did we forget to feed the hamsters again?”)
Thetans made him do it.
In other news, my cock is still huge.
Really? Umm … how you doin’? 
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drewtwo, please don’t resurrect ancient threads unless you have something relevant to add. “This sure is an old topic!” does not count as relevant.
Thread closed.
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