coosa
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Police:Cat Saves Girl From Assault
Cat gets credit for girl’s escape
Woohoo! Way to go, kittycat!
Baker
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Too bad the cat couldn’t reach something besides the guy’s arm!
Wow! Way to go kitty! That little kitty’s going to get treated like royalty! “Fresh meat mon chat? Oui Oui!”
Where’s Cougarfang? Time to show your pride, Cougar!
This cat’s gonna get the royal treatment from here on out. Only the best tuna and fresh swordfish! Good kitty! You deserve it!
(And I hope that scumbag gets what he deserves, and then some.)
Good kitty!
Want some caviar? Sure, here you go, have all you want.
But what if she is holding Kitty when her parents want her to eat her spinach?

<cuts a nice piece of roast pork>
Here you go, kitty. Good kitty.
<puts roast pork on the best china plate and sets it before kitty>