Scotland Yard revealed a part of what was behind the Orange Alert

[jackelope]

*Originally posted by misstee *
**Seriously, what is this going to lead too? Body cavity searches of everyone? **

Oh man, I sure hope so… I’m gonna fly every week if that happens.

[Spavined_Gelding]

An just what do you suppose might be the capacity of the average/ordinary uterus? Given that capacity, what sort of explosive might be concealed there in that would bring down an airliner? Assuming all this is not a joke it is proof beyond any argument that the inmates have taken over the asylum.

[Macrophage]

*Originally posted by french frog *
**Wow. Uterror.

New security plan : one plane for men. one for women.

Or… every body naked !

http://www.naked-air.com/03flight.htm **

I don’t buy that they do it because they’re just comfortable with their bodies. I’m sure they had a mile-high orgy right after those pics where taken.

[clayton_e]

Crap. I forgot that most nudists, as with much of any other group of people, are not attractive.

[Tripler]

Notwithstanding that I really don’t consider the New York Post a legitimate point of intelligence, even more so a legitimate newspaper. . .

Notwithstanding that I’m a guy and don’t have a vagina or uterus with which to stuff explosives. . .

Notwithstanding I may either grossly underestimate or overestimate the volume of cargo capacity of aforesaid uterus. . .

Notwithstanding that it’s a known fact people have used bodily orifices to smuggle drugs to this date. . .

Notwithstanding that according to the NY Post, she planned on blowing a hole in the crapper in the hopes it would bring the airliner down. . .
To coin a phrase, I’m aghastly shitless! If Richard Reid was stupid enough to get caught with a C4 substitute in his shoe, at what point will the suicidal terrorists stop? Granted, y’all may think it’s silly to stuff half a pound of C4 up your ass, but if it takes out the flight deck. . . :eek:

Tripler
I’m reading between the lines here, but then again, I’m on your side.

[Anonymous_Coward]

What about C4 boob jobs?

No one would expect a MOABB (Mother of all boob bombs).

Seriously.

[bluecanary]

For the UK readers, this was in the Daily Mirror last Saturday! (i.e. January 3)

[Ilsa_Lund]

*Originally posted by french frog *
**Wow. Uterror.

New security plan : one plane for men. one for women.

Or… every body naked !

http://www.naked-air.com/03flight.htm **

AAAHAHAHHAAAAHHH@!!!
AAAAAGGAGAGAHHHHHH!HH!!!

AAAGGAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHGAGAGHAHHAGAGAGAGHH!!!11
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[js_africanus]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
**If Richard Reid was stupid enough to get caught with a C4 substitute in his shoe, at what point will the suicidal terrorists stop? **

I think the stupid part was trying to set it off with a match.

“What do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m going to BLOW UP this plane with the explosives in my shoe!!”

“I can see that. But what are you using for the primer?”

[Eve]

. . . Looks like we’re going to have to call in the T.W.A.T. team . . .

[ElwoodCuse]

*Originally posted by Larry Mudd *
**So if you do have specific information, it would be possible to give every woman a BCS? What? **

must…resist…college…football…joke…

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by js_africanus *
**“I can see that. But what are you using for the primer?” **

Touché . . .

What would she use, blASSting caps? :dubious:

Tripler
Okay, sorry. That was all I had at 7:50AM.

[Skywatcher]

Tripler has a point about the story being in the NY Post. It’s odd that this story is all over the airwaves in the US but the Google hardly found any reports in the print media. The fears were probably prompeted by this:

Sunday Herald
THE sudden movement of large numbers of highly trained al-Qaeda terrorists across the Middle East triggered the panic over possible attacks on Western aircraft which led to the grounding of international flights to the United States last week.

The Sunday Herald has learned that the US raised its terror alert to Code Orange – the second highest level – on December 21 when Washington discovered that trained al-Qaeda terrorists had been leaving their strongholds and hideouts in the Hadhramouth area east of the Yemeni capital of Sanaa.

The operatives have moved north and west bearing large quantities of shoulder-launched ground-to-air missiles, a selection of other weapons and a variety of explosives.

This came as US homeland security chief Tom Ridge spoke of substantially increased intelligence that extremists were planning an attack to surpass the 9/11 atrocities.

Just a few days ago, the Italian newspaper Il Giornale carried a front-page story with the headline “Al-Qaeda: We will destroy New York within 35 days”.

[pseudotriton_ruber_ruber]

Ms. Robyn wrote: "Dude, that’s just… I dunno. "

Not funny? Hostile to women? Hilarious? So old? Come on, don’t keep me in suspense here.

[Mehitabel]

I can’t get over the “she-bomber”. Maybe it’s a takeoff on shoe-bomber.

[Eve]

“Al-Qaeda: We will destroy New York within 35 days”

Crap. Can I get my money back from Weight Watchers?

[js_africanus]

*Originally posted by Mehitabel *
**I can’t get over the “she-bomber”. **

I can’t wait for the “shemale-bomber.”

That’s not a stick of dynamite in my pocket, but I am a terrorist!

[Guinastasia]

I know I said the same thing about the guy who stuck the firecracker up his ass but…
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Hey, seriously, maybe she’s desensitized to most vibrators, so…

[El_Elvis_Rojo]

*Originally posted by SpectBrain *
**Weapons of Ass Destruction :eek: **

Am I the only one that read this? Come on people, give SpectBrain some props, that was fucking funny!

[medstar]

Looks like auntie em has got lots of ‘splainin’ to do if she flies any time soon. She’d better allow for several hours with security ( I hope their instruments are warm).