Scotland Yard revealed a part of what was behind the Orange Alert

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Fears of a vagina-bomb!

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So if you do have specific information, it would be possible to give every woman a BCS? What?

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It’s nice of them to say “If you do this, there’s no way in hell we’ll catch you.” Care to throw out a couple more ideas in case they can’t get that one off the ground? :wink:

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And I thought the only big coochies around were the ones here on SDMB.

Seriously, what is this going to lead too? Body cavity searches of everyone?

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I’m thinking this rumor was perpetuated by bored, horny airline security inspectors.

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but in order to preserve the security of our great nation, I’m going to have to check out your coochie.”

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What? Did they pull gynecologists out of the security line to assist? “Excuse me, but is there a gynecologist in the house?”

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “hot pants”.

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Shouldn’t that be IUBs?

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Good thinking to cancel the flights instead of catching these schmucks while they’re boarding the plane. :rolleyes:

That way they can’t regroup and blow people up another day.

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Perhaps we should make a rule that every flies naked all the time.

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everyone

Sorry.

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Improvised Explosive Devices? They’re worried about MacGyver shoving a bomb up some chick’s hoochie?

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<Rummysfeld> “First, I’d like to announce that everyone on flight 786 is Fine and that our trained anti-terrorism squad was able to disarm the terrorist. Upon capture, we were able to positively identify her as Al-Cayda secret agent Pousse Spackel. While I can’t reveal the name of the person involved for obvious reasons, America owes a great debt of thanks to MI6 for managing to replace the detonator cap with what has been described as a Magic Genie Vibrator…” </Rummysfeld>

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What about Explosive Butt Plugs?

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IED Intrauterine Explosive Device

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Weapons of Ass Destruction :eek:

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Wow. Uterror.

New security plan : one plane for men. one for women.

Or… every body naked !

http://www.naked-air.com/03flight.htm

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Maybe instead, they could have Robert Redford and Brad Pitt or some other Hunk-O-Da-Week (plus Angelina Jolie, just for equal time) walk down the queue and passionately kiss every female, and see if anything drops out of anyone’s now lubricated orifice. No invasive search, and even failures are enjoyed. :wink:

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A horny young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in South Caroline
And parts of her anus in Dallas.

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South CarolinA, that is.

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Dude, that’s just… I dunno. :eek:

Robin