Reading all of the above responses called to mind a class in medical school where we learned the answer to: “What is the longest nerve in the body?” Answer: “the one from the ass to the eye” Everyone wondered how they figured that one out. Response: “Because when you pull a hair out of your ass hole it makes your eyes water”. Maybe this very nerve takes a detour to the penile tip.
yeah i found this because i was looking to see if anyone else figured this out haha… i only do this when i pee… i find that even after i’m “done” peeing, that i haven’t truly finished, so i scratch that spot, and some more pee comes out haha and it does have a sharp itchy feeling, but not painful! lol 
haha
On the right side of my chin, right on the jaw bone, there’s a spot that, when pinched or scratched, causes my inner ear to ache terribly.
More revivified zombies? Where are they all coming from?
Google searches
Great. Not only do we gotta deal with another zombie, this one we gotta watch out for fecal contamination if he rends our flesh.
Oh…er…heck! Now I’ve got the image in my head of a naked, pre-pubescent Satan. 
Just imagine the Manneken Pis with horns.
I get a tingling sensation in my backside when the hairdresser goes around my ears with the electric shaver thingy.
ETA: If the zombie threads are coming from Google searches it begs the question: What the hell was the person searching for that led them to this thread?
I typed in: “penis hurts butt crack” and this zombie was the first hit.
Methinks either zombie SDMB etiquette will soon die thanks to Google Search, or there’s a very long list of thread locking to be done. Perhaps hire a temp and help the economy?
Sure was fun to see an old post from Satan.
I find just the opposite.
When ever a new poster comes in and revives an old thread, it gives me a pain in my ass.
Closed.
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