Now here is a scary thought, for the past 50+ years these guys have been comming up with ways to take over the world or blow it up. They are unionized, and there is a lot of interaction between them. What if they decide to take over the world, what can we do? They know all the ways to thwart the “bad guy”, and they know not to reveal their plans to the “good guy” etc…How can we stop them?
That’s easy. Just mention that it would be a good idea to have Joe Eszterhaus as their elected leader. They won’t be able to write their own epitaphs.
Buy our spec scripts. They’re the future of creative filmmaking.
Give us some respect. We deserve it, since a lot of people would be auditioning for Big Brother if not for us.
Let us onto the set, so we can protect our story and give advise when needed.
Do those things and I promise to let you off easy in the third act. When a sequel is forced on my plate, though, I can’t promise you anything, however.
:evil grin: