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Screw France

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 2:52pm 61

Can I fuck Laetitia Casta?

Please?

Pretty please?

Pretty please with a well-aged fromage and a glass of Bourdeaux magnum?

TwistofFate February 5, 2003, 2:58pm 62

Only if I get Vanessa Paradis, before the drugs made her haggard.

Spiff February 5, 2003, 3:08pm 63

Ahem.

Groundskeeper Willie, not Homer, uttered the phrase “cheese-eating surrender monkeys.”
Ottawa is the capital of Canada, not Montreal.

Please continue.

Legomancer February 5, 2003, 3:09pm 64

I’d so fuck France. France is hot.

jjimm February 5, 2003, 3:12pm 65

No, she loves me, I swear. The hottest woman EVER. Oh my God.

SCSimmons February 5, 2003, 3:12pm 66

Oh, God yes. I bet she didn’t wear underpants.

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 3:14pm 67

I you can do that, then I want Brigitte Bardot circa 1963!

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 3:15pm 68

If*, God damn it, bloody If!

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 3:16pm 69

Too late mousieur fromage, I called “Le dibs!”

TwistofFate February 5, 2003, 3:17pm 70

Bardot? would you really want Serge Gainsbourgs used goods? I mean, class musician, but I wouldn’t dip my spoon in his porridge, so to speak.

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 3:20pm 71

I said circa 1963.

Gary_Kumquat February 5, 2003, 3:20pm 72

Congratulations to Twisty, for possibly the most revolting mental image ever created on this message board.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to snort bleach.

Waverly February 5, 2003, 3:21pm 73

I’d have to agree. I’ve been to France just recently, and was much impressed with some of the beauties I saw. I was also expecting them to be tres chic in their fashion, but they dressed like a Gap store exploded 10,000 feet overhead.

TwistofFate February 5, 2003, 3:23pm 74

ah, on investigation I see that Serge didn’t dip his wick into Bardot until 66-67.

Michael_Ellis February 5, 2003, 3:24pm 75

So,
Oh, and le dibs on Catherine Deneuve.

Frank February 5, 2003, 3:41pm 76

I’ll take Emmanuelle Seigner, please. Well, as long as we’re choosing up. I mean, we can’t depend on the OP to do it all by himself; we all have to do our duty.

manwithaplan February 5, 2003, 3:41pm 77

So, the essence of the OP’s message is “make love, not war”. Thanks k2dave, that’s a beautiful sentiment.

Glad we got that sorted. Now, mon petit choux, voulez-vous cette boeuf Irlandais? C’est tres fraiche.

Mighty_Girl February 5, 2003, 4:22pm 78

With or against? What to make of the Swiss then?

I am against… can I chose what American will screw me? Is Will Smith available?

Mighty_Girl February 5, 2003, 4:23pm 79

choose… I meant choose. Darn.

elf6c February 5, 2003, 4:50pm 80

And Italian is the loveliest of them all. Even getting cursed out in Italian sounds good.

For the last time dimwits, if one American says something, that does not make him/her the spokesperson for all 250 million of us.

Also, this is so fucking tired already.