Screw Iraqi oil, i want me them French islands in the South Pacific

Why do the fricking French get all the good islands? Im gonna get me a pair of nunchakus and take those islands for the USA, the only real country around besides GB and Australia. And when i do take them, im gonna wear me a pair of sweatpants to that furren exotic game restrant and laugh real loud-like.

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

The French have to have something the Germans can’t roll over every 50 years or so.

Well done jonathan most of the guys I know can’t because after the first a second came and then… you can figuer the rest out. That’s one of the reason I never drink, the other is that most alcoholic beverages taste like piss.

Doesh not!