Screw the Paleo diet

[standingwave]

I’m going Plio!

[twickster]

Thanks for the reports, everyone – the OP isn’t spamming us, though. It’s safe to click on the link.

[swampspruce]

MMM, tree bark. Might be OK if it’s a sassafras.

[Encinitas]

I’m in!

[Suburban_Plankton]

@swampspruce

MMM, tree bark. Might be OK if it’s a sassafras.

Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top, and that’s good eatin’!

[Tully_Mars]

@Suburban_Plankton

Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top, and that’s good eatin’!

If it gives you a headache, take an aspirin.

[dtilque]

@swampspruce

MMM, tree bark. Might be OK if it’s a sassafras.

Some parts are edible

[kopek]

Makes as much sense as most diets.

[Terminus_Est]

Day one. Ants on a stick

There’s your problem. You’re supposed to eat termites on a stick.

[Timetrvlr]

@Terminus_Est

There’s your problem. You’re supposed to eat termites on a stick.

Right you are and better have someone standing watch for lions and hyenas, literally standing so they can see over the grass and scrub. I think that’s how we developed our upright posture, those that didn’t stand were Darwin’s losers.

[Anaglyph]

@Tully_Mars

If it gives you a headache, take an aspirin.

If it gives you a headache, take willow bark