You stinking rotting money grubbing bastard. You just couldn’t take a break from getting your palm greased long enough to actually run this fucked up state. You were so bloody busy endorsing contributition checks you couldn’t sign a single fucking law! You prick!
You deserve the disgrace of losing office to a mesomorph. Did you pause to think for one moment about what will happen to our beloved state now that it’s in the hands of another fucking cock-sucking ACTOR? Did you consider the implications of what it will mean if he and his corporate buddies get their way? You fucking dickhead asshole, our state’s already in the red and now we’re faced with this muscle bound geek shrugging off nine son-of-a-bitching maggot slurping billion frigging dollars worth of debt because he likes corporate blowjobs.
What do you style your hair with anyway, cod’s wallop? Are you and Al Gore actually twins secretly separated at birth, you cardboard cutout of a paper thin non-personality? Couldn’t you have just stepped away from the fucking stinking trough for just a few brief seconds and shitting well run the state like you were elected to do? I hope this fucking well ends your political career, greedy you assbiting loser!