A responsible one, yes.
Scumpup and his macho posturing, I am guessing more casualties.
I see mud and blood. Where the hell is the beer?
ETA: Motherfucker!
Okay, now we’re moving in the right direction. Could we go with something a little less effete? Python’s good, but perhaps something from the Tarentino oeuvre?
Good…good…I’m starting to get something now. Try it again, only this time punch up the “motherfucker” just a little?
Go light a fire. Done that? Okay, now go play in it. =)
While I certainly don’t know **Scumpup **IRL, in his postings here I’ve never read anything to lead me to believe that he’s not anything but a very responsible owner and I’m reminded by several of his posts that I can’t be arsed to look up that he acknowledges and appreciates the responsibility of carry as well as anyone else on the boards who knows about such things. I guess you can put me in the camp of thinking anyone who panics at the sight of a gun is a bit of a wuss too.
I’m a little confused - first there was Airman Doors squawking about carrying his gun in a cradle and caressing it tenderly every night but cops with tasers have no sense of humour, then there was Scumpoop (I’m sorry, but that’s what he will be in my head from now on) agreed with Airman Doors because he also carries his gun in a cradle and caresses it tenderly everywhere he goes, but everyone who thinks he has a tiny dick is a pants-wetter who doesn’t realize that he has a tiny dick for them? Am I close?
And the gun’s in the cradle and a silver spoon,
Little boy Doors shot a hole in the moon?
No no no.
It was Doors likes Betty Grable but Ms. Robyn has Bette Davis thighs.
The cops were having spotted dick but were upset at the tiny portion and took their wrath out by tazing Harry Chapin.
But he had it coming.
Oh, okay. That clears things up.
This may be the best pit thread this week.
Yer fuckin’-A right he did. It’s well past time somebody took a sack of sweet Valencia oranges to that cocksucking Gordon Lightfoot, too.
I’ll wreck *your *Edmund Fitzgerald you motherfucker!
If you could read my mind, cock-chugger, you know I’d see you at sundown. You’d best run your little ass straight down that carefree highway.
I really do have some thoughts about concealed carry, why I don’t do it any more, panicked panty wetters, and why someone would carry in the first place, but I don’t have time to participate right now. Do you think there will EVER be another thread or follow up pitting on the subject? I hope so ‘cause I gotta go right now. Hey maybe it will still be going on after the trip!
Oh and PS What is the etiquette for concealed carry at the thanksgiving get together? I mean yeah Aunt Linda’s turkey is always dry, and those shrieking kids ‘ll drive you nuts so what caliber should I be packing? I won’t have time to check the repliees… Guess I’ll go with the .380
There will always be heated discussions on this topic on the Dope. I think it’s in the rules somewhere.
Anything less than .577 Tyrannosaur is totally inadequite for family get togethers.
I always bring a selection of .22’s and .25’s so the kids won’t be left out. Thanksgiving is all about family, after all.
I have a carry permit too, so don’t let me find you’ve been creepin’ 'round my backstairs.*
5-4-Felching
- You know what I mean.