Scylla, I just gotta say...

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I believe this entire liberal vs. conservative issue is about to be settled, as december’s seminal study (sorry, Scylla), Why Nearly All Serial Killers and Other Bad People Are Liberals is shortly to be published in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

The text is a closely guarded secret, but I have been able to obtain a list of the paper’s references, and they are little short of stunning. An excerpt follows.

REFERENCES

  1. Something somebody said on Fox the other day.
  2. Ibid.
  3. Ibid.
  4. The way it was when I was growing up.
  5. Op. cit.
  6. Common knowledge in New Jersey.
  7. Ibid.
  8. Ibid.
  9. The Israeli Army Home Page.
  10. Op. cit.
  11. Conservatism Is The Epitomy of Evil, by Boris and Natasha.
  12. Something Mrs. december said to me at dinner the other day.
  13. Ibid.
  14. I remember somebody saying this on the SDMB.
  15. Ibid.
  16. Rabid.
  17. This great website, though I don’t know whose it is.

I am confident that december’s paper will settle this entire brouhaha.

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I would suggest a 686, but I’m partial to skeet.

I’m a bit concerned about customer service though. Where do you get your Beretta’s fixed?

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So the monkey wins a bet with an elephant and in payment gets to bone her from behind.

During copulation the elephant bumps into a coconut tree, causing a coconut to fall and hit the elephant on the head.

When the elephant says “Ow”, the monkey looks up and says “Yeah, take it all bitch.”

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Ha, sweet post, Jackmanii.

  1. I overhead it on some radio show19 the other day.20
  2. It could have been Paul Harvey
  3. It might have been Tuesday.21
  4. Prove I didn’t hear it!

Wear a push-up cup?

I think we need a ‘page-o-straight-lines,’ to do justice to this.

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Jack two observations:

  1. I happen to have it on good authority that there was an additional reference that you missed : "I read it in a book by some op/ed author, here’s the cite at Amazon.com ".

  2. Conservatives aren’t supposed to have a sense of humor. please return yours to it’s proper liberal owner ( :wink: )

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Wasn’t Tim McVeigh actually a fascist?

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Re #1: You’re right, I left that one out (copyright restrictions).

Re #2: I forgive you for that slur from the depths of my radical centrist soul.