Shodan is a racist?

Well, I didn’t know that. I thought I knew all the other racists, and I never see him at any of the meetings.

Hentor tells me I hate blacks. There used to be that whole crowd that would remind me how much I hated the handicapped. That was BIG.

Fat people.

Oh yeah, I’m a mysoginist, a pedophile, a Nazi sympathizer, Oh! and a murderer (almost forgot.)

I’m sure no one here even remembers my crimes against the Amish.

Homophobe! Forgot that. Been a while since I was into that whole gay hating thing.


Good times. All those accusations.


I’ve been posting here for ten years. This place is my main experience of liberal thought.

In that time, I’ve learned one truly important thing, and I suppose I owe the liberals of the SDMB some thanks for that. That thing is this:

Liberals are the most racist prejudiced people on the planet. They are obsessed with all this shit to an astounding degree. They hate white people (even and especially if they are themselves white people,) wealthy people (especially when they themselves are wealthy.) They view and think about everything in the context of race or sexual preference , or gender issues. Everything.

Ask Kanye West what Katrina meant.

And… Since they think about everything in terms of race, or sexual preference, or gender issues… if you cross them, or disagree with them, they will react with you on those terms.

Then you are a “racist, a homophobe, racially insensitive, yadda yadda.”

Disagree with Obama in an outburst and Jimmy Carter will call you a racist.

It’s all liberals think about.

Well there’s racist and there’s dumb. They usually travel in pairs, so one is often mistaken for the other.

Martyrdom isn’t nearly as cool when it’s due to self-immolation.

Plus, we speak in crazy generalities and paint with broad brushes. That’s the best part.

Huh. I’m a liberal, and I don’t think Shodan’s a racist. Just a moron.

I don’t find you especially witty, either. It’s probably 'cause you’re white, though.

The ad on this page shows a giant angry beaver biting a lumber jack on the cock.

Yeah, it really sucks when people call others on their bullshit, doesn’t it?

I’ll ask it again and hopefully a few people will actually respond:

Shodan some years back adopted 2 Korean children. When he brought them home did the house turn yellow?

So, is that racist?

Who accused Shodan of racism? Is there an actual cite here? Or a logical misrepresentation that A: Shodan disagrees with Obama; B: Liberals think disagreeing with Obama makes you racist; C: ergo, Shodan is racist. Unfortunately , part B is basically where the whole thing falls apart…and it looks like the linchpin.

So, which is it?

Ummmmm. No. It’s simply an attempt to shock or offend. The color and nationality is besides the point. They could have been Amerindian and the house red.

Top of page four of the other Shodan thread. Leander calls him racist.

Both. I’m taking this one example and drawing with a broad brush against liberals who are fast and easy with accusations of prejudice as a response to simple dissent.

I’m a liberal. I’ve been posting here for about ten years, too. In that time, I’ve never once called you (or Shodan) a racist, a homophobe, sexist, or generally bigoted/prejudiced.

Thanks for being a dick to me anyway, though.

Don’t look at it!
It’ll turn you into a homosexual!

I admit that when you wrote that you came to find out that there really are monster niggers, it gave me a certain impression. That, and the 30 other times you wrote nigger in your sweet little memoir of your grandfather.

It’s okay though because your grandfather saved one from drowining.

In my defense, I have been brainwashed by happy crap.

I guess we’ll have to disagree and you can go back to making clever witticisms. IMO making a joke based on the color of a person’s skin is racist.

So you are calling out these specific Liberals or are you accusing liberals in general of being like this.

Why didn’t you just call out Leander?

Shodan, Leander and Scylla? Time to move on to the next thread.

Quick! Before Frank shows up!

Only if he jerks off to it.

I’m sorry. I meant all Liberals except for you. Oh, and Wring, she’s pretty cool.