Did it occur to anybody else that The Straight Dope initials also stand for split dick?
For those of you who don’t spend a whole lotta time watching water polo, split dick is a painful incident which usually involves a hard kick, a long scream, and a lot of bleeding.
Makes you wonder what else SD stands for.
[sub]if this post is in anyway considered sacreligious because it tarnishes the reputation of The Straight Dope initials, please disregard, cause…uuuuuhhh… I was possessed when I wrote this, yeah that’s it… possessed.[/sub]