SD = Straight Dope AND split d*ck

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Did it occur to anybody else that The Straight Dope initials also stand for split dick?

For those of you who don’t spend a whole lotta time watching water polo, split dick is a painful incident which usually involves a hard kick, a long scream, and a lot of bleeding.

Makes you wonder what else SD stands for.

[sub]if this post is in anyway considered sacreligious because it tarnishes the reputation of The Straight Dope initials, please disregard, cause…uuuuuhhh… I was possessed when I wrote this, yeah that’s it… possessed.[/sub]

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Well, SDMB has the same letter as SM/BD (Sado Masochism/ Bondage & Discipline) so what does that tell you?

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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

subliminal messages! subliminal messages!

:runs screaming into the night:

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Other phrases with the initials SD:

[ul]
[li]Sandra Dee[/li][li]Staple Defect[/li][li]Second Date[/li][li]Sacred Doughnut[/li][li]Spider Day[/li][/ul]

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  1. Scrotum Drip
  2. Sex Doll
  3. Shi Dopal!
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steamed dumplings, mmmmmm.

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what i meant to say is: would you please explain split dick a little more, steeljaw? eeeeeewwwwwwwwww…

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There’s a tradition evolving wherein I show up early for a Dopefest with the SDMB Dopefest Table Sign and explain to unknowing fellow bar patrons that it is a call to rally for the dyslexic leather crowd (Who’s da boss?).

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Sterile Dog
Spacious Dodge
Silky Diva
Silver Dollar
South Dakota
Southern District
Sugar Daddy
Soup Dejour
Slippery Driveway
Sour Dough
Sudden Death
San Diego
Suck Di**
Streetwalking Dyke
Scooby Doo
Spunky Dachsund
Santas Dead
Sticky Dandelion
Siamese Dollie
Sexy Dwarf

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Seriously demented
Stiff dinosaur
Sated dingo
Sewn denims
Scotch drinker
Sojourn days
Simple dingbat

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My first thought was Sheep Dip.

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steeljaw’s dumb