It’s only talking behind someone’s back if you don’t say it to their face. You guys always tell me what an asshole I am so, I guess I don’t feel backstabbed. 
Whammo, don’t make me take you to the parking lot…
BOYS!
Do you want me to STOP THIS CAR?
Yeah, Demo really is an asshole. Too bad I haven’t been able to tell him that “to his face” for 2 days, 6 hours, and 18 minutes. Where’ve you been, Deminem?
Let’s just say he’s been a little tied up recently.
Hehehehe… Okay, psy. Thanks. 
I remember chat… <sigh>
Yeah, Smeghead, chat misses you. 
So are you coming back anytime soon?
30-60 days. I’ve been doing almost all my posting and chatting from work, but we’re in the process of switching to a new ISP, and it’s going to be that long before we have internet access again. I’m going INSANE!!! Posting from home like this really eats into my spare time…
People say hi, Smeg. Can’t wait to have you back!
Here’s a couple of search sites for next time:
International Lyrics Server Similarity Search
Lyrics World - Serach by Title Artist or Lyrics
:confused" That went on the wrong thread. Sorry.
NO… no, please… must resist…
IRC addiction… resuming control…
Must not… download mIRC for… upteenth time…
NO! STOP@! HELP ME%!
frantic twitching and pulling of hair