I have heard rumors two or three times that Neil Young is lurking here sometimes. I don’t give them much credit, but It’d be damned cool 
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The users’s name was aha… the band was The Five Americans.
Thank you!!! I see now where I had “A-Ha” muddling in my brain.
I wish Phil would come back.
WESTERNNNNN UNIONNNNNNNNNN
Jenny yourhumble TubaDivaOr Hoo-ha, or whatever his name was.
Isn’t it great how much easier it is to do things now than it was 53 years ago? Back then it was necessary to send a telegram to break up with someone. Now you only need an E-mail.
I can’t believe she broke up with me via Telex - it’s so rude. I always use semaphore - much more appropriate.
Email?! Dude, that’s like the Pony Express to kids these days. Nah, they break up with someone now via text or Snapchat or some such. 
Well, yeah, but then I’m completely out of it these days. For that matter, they don’t even bother with writing something via text. That would require being able to write a complete sentence. They use one click to change their Facebook status to “Single”. The entire song would now go, “Bad news came my way. Dot.”
" Daddy, what’s a pony? "
As usual - the birdman is correct!
Just saw this. Need to update my resume!
(Pretty amusing!)