No, no, no. The Baby Jesus only wears the Goggles while masterbating like a motherfuck.
Of course, this makes the goat cry.
Whooosh!
…and the calamari attack Ian Rand.
Now that’s one I’d like to see depicted in oil by one of the Renaissance masters. 
Ok, someone mentioned the goat. But all this time and no-one’s mentioned goat felching???
(And yes, “All this time and no-one mentioned” is also a SDMB cliche.)
You asshats.
So far I’ve understood everything but the burning dog. I’ll have to look around for that one.
::adds to the lawnchair population, pulls out a six-pack and shares::
I swear, we’ve been over this 13,383,816 times already.
Hey! This beer smells like my cat’s breath would smell like if my cat’s breath smelled like beer!
Mmmmm. . . Cat’s breath . . . .
Batman wears goggles when he’s prepared.
Yea, Regallag_The_Axe should’ve titled this thread “SDMB cliches #13,383,816 (Electric Boogaloo)”
This thread has been pitted in the name of Og by the crying Baby Jesus
IANAL, but YMMV.
I ain’t payin’ $14.95 for this crap!
And I won’t be back, either.
- IANAL, but the last time I posted here, Og made the Baby Jesus cry with a 1920s style death ray. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
- When come back, bring back our new insect overlords, for the goggles do nothing if he’s prepared.
- Opal has been graped by the Grapist!
Would you stay for tree-fiddy?
Alas! That thread vanished in Our Winter Of Missed Content!
Bunch of otter-sniffers.
You’ll need a megaphone, a sousaphone, a drum kit that lights up on the inside, and at least one Ming the Merciless outfit.
I was going to add that MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY, but it turns out that didn’t originate here, it’s from some g4m3rz board.
:smack: Band name in question being 20-Minute 1920s-Style Death Ray Overlords.
Guess my hed isn’t pastede on after all.
No, but it does burn with the fire of a thousand suns.
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that none of you has mentioned the over-used Casablanca reference yet.
So typical of you liberals.