SDMB Fantasy Football DYNASTY League: Year 14

The Game Room
781

Sure woulda been, no doubt, but here in the NYC market I got the Jets game instead. That would have been fun to watch live instead of blasting through as a shorty. Pretty annoyed at myself for not starting the Jets DEF.

Aaron Rodgers getting crushed in a loss still outscored all my other QBs. I don’t think he’s ever scored below 16 this season, though he’s done that a few times. You might scoff at a bar that low but I almost started Daniel Jones last week. Jones scored SEVEN. Fuckin’ worthless. (He had scored 30 the week before to Rodgers’ 18 or whatever, so I was tempted. 7!)

782

Maybe, but I bet none of Kelce, Gronk or Graham ever put up big numbers on anyone’s bench. 100% no-question starters, every time.

783

I am still on course for the #1 draft pick, though Chris Olave might disagree.

784

Me and CJ2K had such high hopes.

Thank you for your service.

785

Looks like the entire Northeast Corridor won this week, 4-0. Northeast represent!

786

Go us! It’s time we got back to being the strongest division again.

787

Unrelated to fantasy, but pour one out for Jason Verrett, has now torn two ACLs and two Achilles’. Feels like that is unprecedented in the NFL.

788

SDMB-Dynasty League - Week 9

Week 9 Actual Scores
Week 9 Actual Season Actual
1. Jules 151.25 1. Jules 1321.59
2. Peteys +2 140.45 2. Peteys 1175.09
3. Ellis +6 127.45 3. Hamlet 1107.26
4. Retro +1 119.20 4. Ellis 1104.85
5. Omni +2 119.15 5. Beef 1065.67
6. Justin -3 111.25 6. Retro +1 1029.60
7. Hamlet +3 108.30 7. RNATB -1 1029.09
8. Gaffer +3 101.00 8. dale 990.48
9. Mundi +3 100.50 9. Justin 895.73
10. dale -8 92.49 10. Mundi 863.71
11. Beef -5 90.15 11. Omni 799.34
12. RNATB -4 88.55 12. Gaffer 763.95
Week 9 Actual Season Actual
1. Jules 11-0 1. Jules 84-15
2. Peteys +2 10-1 2. Peteys 72-27
3. Ellis +6 9-2 3. Ellis +1 65-34
4. Retro +1 8-3 4. Hamlet +1 60-39
5. Omni +2 7-4 5. Beef -2 60-39
6. Justin -3 6-5 6. Retro +1 51-48
7. Hamlet +3 5-6 7. RNATB -1 49-50
8. Gaffer +3 4-7 8. dale 42-57
9. Mundi +3 3-8 9. Justin 33-66
10. dale -8 2-9 10. Mundi 30-69
11. Beef -5 1-10 11. Omni +1 25-74
12. RNATB -4 0-11 12. Gaffer -1 23-76

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Week 9 Potential Scores
Week 9 Potent Season Potent
1. Jules 174.35 1. Jules 1592.92
2. Omni +5 147.87 2. Peteys +1 1357.01
3. Ellis +7 146.75 3. Hamlet -1 1342.61
4. Peteys 144.63 4. Ellis +1 1312.79
5. Retro 123.30 5. Beef -1 1271.88
6. Gaffer +3 118.47 6. RNATB 1269.30
7. Mundi +5 115.80 7. Retro 1241.85
8. RNATB 115.23 8. Justin +1 1136.64
9. Hamlet +2 112.30 9. dale -1 1135.55
10. Justin -8 111.61 10. Omni +2 1103.03
11. Beef -5 93.95 11. Gaffer -1 1097.50
12. dale -9 92.49 12. Mundi -1 1089.60
Week 9 Potent Season Potent
1. Jules 11-0 1. Jules 85-14
2. Omni +5 10-1 2. Peteys 67-32
3. Ellis +7 9-2 3. Hamlet 60-39
4. Peteys 8-3 4. Ellis +2 59-40
5. Retro 7-4 5. Beef -1 56-43
6. Gaffer +3 6-5 6. RNATB -1 55-44
7. Mundi +5 5-6 7. Retro 51-48
8. RNATB 4-7 8. Gaffer 40-59
9. Hamlet +2 3-8 9. Omni +1 36-63
10. Justin -8 2-9 10. dale -1 29-70
11. Beef -5 1-10 11. Mundi +1 29-70
12. dale -9 0-11 12. Justin -1 27-72

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Week 9 Coaching Grades
Week 9 Season
1. dale 100% A+ 1. dale 87% B+
2. Justin 100% A+ 2. Peteys 87% B
3. Peteys +1 97% A+ 3. Ellis 84% B
4. Retro +4 97% A 4. Beef 84% B
5. Hamlet +1 96% A 5. Jules 83% B-
6. Beef +4 96% A 6. Retro +1 83% B-
7. Ellis -4 87% B 7. Hamlet +1 82% B-
8. Mundi +1 87% B 8. RNATB -2 81% B-
9. Jules +2 87% B 9. Mundi 79% C+
10. Gaffer +2 85% B 10. Justin 79% C+
11. Omni -4 81% B- 11. Omni 72% C-
12. RNATB -7 77% C 12. Gaffer 70% D+
789

@Hamlet you have someone out in your flex spot, you’ve got a few players you could swap in.

790

Josh Allen has an injured elbow and I was thinking I’d make a game time decision whether I’d switch to Geno Smith and I totally forgot Seattle was playing in Europe this week and their game was over before I woke up.

791

I watched Atlanta since it was the Thursday night game. I was worried that Kyle Pitts sucks because his performance has been awful this year, but it’s really Mariota. Pitts is open all the time and usually makes the most of his opportunity, but Mariota just misses him all the time, both noticing that he’s open and just wildly inaccurate passes when he throws his way. They should be starting someone else sooner than later and Pitts should take off.

792

Looks like my playoff hopes are about to come crashing down thanks to Omni whoopin’ my ass. Finally got a point-scorer in Justin Fields, huh? Nice.

Stupid discourse

Accidentally posted this in the wrong thread, so now I have to add this pointless text so that discourse won’t refuse to post an immediate duplicate in a different thread.

793

Justin (or someone) said I couldn’t stay at the bottom of the rankings with 4 consecutive games against the worst teams in the league coming up. But look at me now - I have successfully undefeated three of four and I will soon be 2+ games back of everyone. That said, this is the first week that my fire sale has really ruined my performance. Eno Benjamin didn’t just go back to the bench with Conner returning, he’s buried under the stadium. Jerry Jeudy’s first play injury didn’t help either.

Bonus: I am also dead last in He Hate Me this year. I wonder if that’s a record.

794

Yeah, it was me. Tough break RNATB. Although you’re right, you’re now in very good position for the first overall pick.

I guess better luck next week against me…

795

Eno Benjamin has now been cut by the Cards despite playing very well in his three starts. I can only assume he ducked Kingsbury’s daughter or some Kyler’s Xbox controller.

796

He must have bitched really hard that Conner got his job back. It’s entirely guesswork on my part, but either his attitude or his study habits had to have been an F minus. It didn’t make sense that he never got a chance the last two years, except for those things

797

*fucked / stole

Thank you autocorrect.

798

Pyrrhic victory for the Peteys. I’m temporarily the number 1 seed, but with Kupp out for the rest of the fantasy season, any hopes of me winning the championship are dashed. Blegh.

799

Yeah, that’s rough, but congrats on your clinched playoff spot anyway.

I’ve got a WR or two available if you’re looking for a trade.

800

I have fallen to the Ham-faced Ham goblin for a second loss in a row. I am 4 games ahead of the second best wildcard team so I am likely in the playoffs anyway, but I’m gonna see if I can lose out just to make this interesting.

My team is definitely capable of getting hot, but I’d guess there’s probably a less than 10% chance I repeat as champion. Too many disappointments this year.