Well, after roughly 24 hours of hard work, blood, sweat, tears, and semen, it’s time to pick a winner.
Here it is.
THE WINNER!
Simple, straightforward, succinct, excellent imagery, excellent use of the subject matter, and not totally obvious.
If the winner will kindly email me with their snail mail address, they will receive the Amazing Prize.
Here’s a spoiler, for all you losers who want to know what the Amazing Prize is.
A piece of paper that says “I won friedo’s caption contest.”
Signed by me.
No rubber stamp either. I promise I will actually write my name on it.
Congratulations to all concerned.
Stay tuned for a new contest next week, assuming I’m not drunk by then.