SDMB Flickr Caption Contest II: Electric Boogaloo

I picked the title “Electric Boogaloo” because it has a nice way of rhyming with the number “two.”

Speaking of sequels, there is an important point of continuity to be made. It seems that Mr. or Ms. swanky_glue has still not claimed his or her prize from SDMB Caption Contest I: Retroactively Numbered “One.” Time is running out! That was a limited time offer and supplies are running short.

Now for this week’s image:

Here it is.

Like last time, post your humerous caption, and the winner will receive an Amazing Prize. I also promise that this week’s prize will be totally different from last week’s.

Go, man, go!

Lance Armstrong, bored out of his mind after retiring from the Tour de France…

Underoos stages a comeback with their new fall line. Spokesman Jeff Gordon says “I’ve never stopped wearing them!”

Sadly for this sports pioneer, pavement surfing never really caught on.

After weathering Hurricane Katrina a few weeks earlier, John Johnson makes plans to ride out Rita.

“Way-ell,” he said in a statement to the press, “if Houston is hit hard as N’awlins was, I reckon there’s a whole lotta supplies I can claim first here in this here Wallymart.”

All right, which one of you jokers left the ramp laying in the parking lot?

Surprisingly, Joe’s idea of increasing gas mileage by reducing rolling resistance was never widely accepted.

“What are YOU lookin’ at?”

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“I’ll kick your motherfucking ass motherfucker!”
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“Aww shit no Wendy’s?”

/got nuthin’

“My work here is done. Home, James.”

In urban settings, where logs are rare, lumberjacks scramble to find a replacement for their log rolling competitions.

After 15 accidents, Wesley learned how to just roll with things.

"Research at MIT recently lead to a new breakthrough cure for hiccups. At a public demonstartion, on-lookers asked if the performer was holding his breath at the same time. “Yes, he is,” replied a MIT spokeswomen, “Drinking a glass of water achieves similar results, although it makes the procedure a bit more complicated.”

WalMart unveils first of a kind vertical valet parking.

–Too cheap to pay for the protective undercoating offered by the dealer, Bob protects his ride from salt corrosion as well as he can.

“You see Dad, not buying me that skateboard was a bit of a false economy.”

(joke lifted from Abfab) :smiley:

So, like dude, who won? :dubious:

Former Power Rangers actor unveils his solution for overcrowded parking lots.

“Oh for Gawd’s sake, when someone says ‘When the car is rockin’, don’t come-a knockin’’ they don’t mean… Ah forget it.”

That’s the last time I get an alignment done at Wal-Mart.

While helium inflated tires do increase gas mileage, uneven seepage can be a problem.