I picked the title “Electric Boogaloo” because it has a nice way of rhyming with the number “two.”
Speaking of sequels, there is an important point of continuity to be made. It seems that Mr. or Ms. swanky_glue has still not claimed his or her prize from SDMB Caption Contest I: Retroactively Numbered “One.” Time is running out! That was a limited time offer and supplies are running short.
Like last time, post your humerous caption, and the winner will receive an Amazing Prize. I also promise that this week’s prize will be totally different from last week’s.
After weathering Hurricane Katrina a few weeks earlier, John Johnson makes plans to ride out Rita.
“Way-ell,” he said in a statement to the press, “if Houston is hit hard as N’awlins was, I reckon there’s a whole lotta supplies I can claim first here in this here Wallymart.”
"Research at MIT recently lead to a new breakthrough cure for hiccups. At a public demonstartion, on-lookers asked if the performer was holding his breath at the same time. “Yes, he is,” replied a MIT spokeswomen, “Drinking a glass of water achieves similar results, although it makes the procedure a bit more complicated.”