The members spent their Day heatedly discussing the nature of Og and the message boards. There was a great deal of talk about Og’s anger and his trickster nature. Does Og play fair? Why does Og smash? What’s up with Og not giving everyone explicit details about who the evil elements in the town are? Some even claimed that Og was not, in fact, a trickster at all but instead a fair minded and just deity. Many called this line of thinking idiotic. As discussion wore on it became clear that one of the people in the discussion was an unfamiliar face.
Hal Briston, an old timer looked at new guy and said “By the way, you’re kinda cool man. Who are you?”
“Oh me? They call me the Natural Blond Chap, but you can call me NBC, everyone does. Except that guy over there, he is a bit confused and calls me ESPN, I don’t really get it. Anyway, I heard good things about this message board and signed up for one of your nifty 30 day guest memberships.”
Santo Rugger said “Dude, didn’t you hear? We are free post now! Why did you go and get a 30 day membership?! :smack: Anyway, stick around. It’s always good to have new people.”
“Yeah,” said Kat. “And don’t worry about the goat. He’s friendly. :D”
“Ha, yeah, bring out the goat for NBC!” called out ok11.
From **Zsofia **we hear “Woohoo, initiation ceremony! Where did I put my chocolate pudding?”
**NBC **looked at the crazed lunatics and laughed at what he thought was a rather obvious joke. “Ha, funny. Goat. Right. You guys know how to make a guy feel welcome." Then trying to change the subject away from horrific initiation ceremonies he adds "Um, hey, you know I don’t really understand this whole Og thing you have going on. I mean…Og? Seriously, you don’t expect me to believe a bunch of skeptics like you would worship an invisible deity do you? Right? Ha! Og, sheesh.” But the smile melted off his face as he saw the expressions of his fellows darken at his heresy.
A whispered voice said “I think we were wrong about you NBC." The voice turned an icy blue as it said “Og, ban NBC!” Then chanting "BAN NBC. BAN NBC! “
The chant caught like wildfire amongst the town “BAN NBC!”
The Natural Blond Chap backed into a corner, (didn’t he know better than that?) with fright at how quickly the group had turned on him. “Hey, guys. We were friends! Come on! Really, it’s just a difference of opinion!”
Then someone shouted, “GET THE SQUID!”
It was at that moment that the Sun abruptly went out. The UPS running the servers took a measurable fraction of a second to kick in.
In the dark there was a short, piercing scream.
As the assembled throng’s eyes adjusted they realised that the Sun still glowed, a ruddy colour compared to it’s normal incandescent glare. However, NBC’s body was missing and squid ink was all over the floor.
Peeker looked around the room and said “See I told you Og wouldn’t tell us what Nanook’s role was”
The town nodded in agreement.
Og laughed.
NBC, a Guest – a pro town role – has been banned. With a squid.
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