Ugh, I can’t believe they finally got me for tax evasion. That was embarrassing :o
Bartender, I’ll have moonshine on the rocks.
You’re in luck we’ve got a special on moonshine tonight… new drink, called the Board Crash. Enjoy the mystery mixer. Restroom’s at the back.
Sorry, bub, this Squid only hands 'em out to the ladies.
[Julia Childe]You guys drink too much. Let’s whip up some lengua y napalito tacos on corn.[/Julia Childe**
Protein and carbs should get you back on track.
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Screw protein and carbs. Wanna get drunk.
…Pylons.
Boozy, gimmie a jack and coke while you’re back there.
Rum. I need rum.
Man, I was talking outthe drink you pervert, but if any of the ladies want to help out in the other sense I’m more then comfortable making new friends.
Just in case Boozy isn’t comfortable giving me a drink I brought my own, I call it a “Stranger” - half a bottle of Jim Beam and then waking up with your pants gone on a park bench.
Lightweight!
“one at work” - do you get paid while you have an “orgasm”??
Sounds like the best job ever!
Hmm, this Board Crash has quite a kick, but a strange, somewhat oleaginous consistency…excuse me just a second…
…yes, as I was saying, this may not be the drink for me…oops, back in minute…
… all in all, I think I might change to a Lyncher’s Remorse. Also, you need more toilet paper in stalls 1 and 2. And possibly a mop.
When does the Day start again? The random Day ends are messing with my head…
It starts at 3am tomorrow. Don’t expect me to post anything that early on a Saturday morning 
Wait…does the day start at 3am no matter what, or can it start earlier if the scum give the mods the all-clear?
If it’s the latter, then get crackin’, scum! I’m hardly here on weekends, so I want to get my time in today!
NETA: Never mind…**Og **already spoke on this…
Thanks for the update and clarification.
You know I never said what size bottle it was; besides I’m trying to lose weight so becoming a lightweight is good for my wallet and my figure.
Ya well about that . . . see there is this girl over in accounting . . . just promise not to tell anyone.
Is her name Amber? I thought she was in Treasury?
Hah! I work nights… I’ll have the jump on all of you!