No, thanks. Leaf me out of that.
Hangin’ is too good for those who make puns. Such a creature should be drawn and quoted.
It’s really @Strinka’s fault, if you think about it.
No use to bark at Strinka, we can’t prune this now, it’s in the thread forever.
Some of these puns really leaves something to be desired.
What a bunch of saps. You can’t needle anyone these days. I pine for days gone by.
This is branching out into a hijack, wonder who to report this to. 
Lucky for us, this is Cafe Society. We don’t worry so much about hijacks in this forum.
(I hope.)
These are some of the most questionable posts I have ever red. Wood we please do better?
Fine with me: let the OP stem against this if they wish. And let them explain why they indulged in this seedy behaviour themselves as we are at it.
You’ve discovered my fatal weakness. Bad puns are like ’ 
Shave and a haircut… ’ to me.
Yew lot are going wode. Palm down. There’s no need to frangipani.
I’ve tried to be a benevolent dictator when it comes to this competition… but I think it’s time to start ruling by fir.
Could we offer you an olive branch?
I think Karen’s suggestion could bear a lot of fruit.
Eh, now you’re just throwing shade.
mmm
More correctly, throwing compostable organic matter … at a fan.
Seriously, I’ve had enough now.
I’m going to count to tree…
All right - that’s enough! I am going out on a limb here, but the next person with a pun should be tried for treeson.
I’ll be rooting for that!