What is something that smells funky if you forget to change them?
Next answer:
Video Head Cleaner
What do you call very small knockers?
Next: On top of old Smokey.
Damn! Too slow!
Who’s in charge of janitorial staff at MTV?
Next (again): On top of old Smokey
What’s Mrs. Bear’s favorite position?
Better Off Dead.
How did my stomach feel after Chidope?
Wind beneath my wings
What did Big Bird call his farts.
A blue whale’s blowhole.
What did Big Bird’s farts sound like?
Luke Skywalker
What was Mark Hamill’s last well-paying job?
Next: The Yellow Rose of Texas
What did they call Laura’s flowers after George pee’ed in the garden at Crawford?
Next:
First Degree Arson
What is “how you burn down the college after you graduate”?
Next:
A Bag of Ducks
What is more fun than a bucket of soapy frogs?
Blue Sky Horizon
What will you see one day when the smog clears?
Sweet in the morning
What do see when you wake in a hotel room?
Do the boogaloo
What activity keeps Saddam Hussein from getting a good night’s rest?
Next:
George C. Scott and a harpoon (It’s a toughy)
How does a booga describe going to the bathroom?
Next: Do not pass go.
Do not pass go
What is a rare version of the Japanese game “go” using jelly-filleds instead of stones?
My answer remains:
George C. Scott and a harpoon (it’s a toughy)
Name a spear and a queer.
Oatmeal cookies and DVD players
Name two things you can enjoy in your undies.
Windows and Linux
Oatmeal cookies and DVD players
What are two things that create a need for two other things (milk and a DVD), which in turn are manufactured goods not derived from plutonium unless the cow ate grass in a field next to a nuclear reactor?
next answer:
Arthur Fonzarelli
C@A you beat me
ok, Windows and Linux
What was the name of the two OS which combined in 2013 to become “Windex?”
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Arthur Fonzarelli