Who was the actor that played the gang leader in “Beach Blanket Bingo”?
Four on the floor.
What is my dream of the ideal sexual experience?
oops I got married - uh - what WAS my idea - that’s it, that’s the ticket…
Big Mac and French Fries
What “meal” was inspired by Douglas MacArthur’s return to the Phillipines with a delegation from the Youth Corps of France?
Answer:
National Public Radio
What is an anagram for “A Diabolical Porn Unit?”
Answer: Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh
what is an anagram for “Evil Rush Limbaugh with wings”
next:Mogadishu
“Mogadishu”
A dessert which is made primarily out of Raw beef and smelly.
Next: A Cat named pickles.
What’s furry and answers to the name of pickles?
next:
Apollonia
What is least likely subject of a discussion of cucumbers and pussies?
Which patron saint has the most difficulty saying “Sally sells sea shells by the seashore?”
Hrmm… I’ll take TheRapists for $400.
Answer: Joyce Brothers
Q: What was the most famous comedy team in Ireland before the eldest brother left to write books?
Next: Turnips and antifreeze
What’s the WORST hangover remedy?
answer:
…Are you talkin’ to ME?
What was former President Regan’s standard response, immediately followed by "eh, speak up sonny’?
Tursiops truncatus
Q: What curse did Hermione use to make Malfoy’s penis smaller?
Next: "Yes, but it makes me sneeze."
What was Dubbyas’s response when asked about snorting coke.
next:
a hat resembling the head of a lesser panda
What did Chairman Mao want to wear instead of that insipid ‘peasant worker’ getup?
Next: I thought my throat would swell shut!
What does a poacher poser consider the ultimate in formalwear?
next: Morgan Fairchilde and Linda Evans
Derleth! How ya doin, bud?
“I thought my throat would swell shut”
Ques: So, how did you like the Buffalo Wings sauteed in Gasoline?
“Morgan Fairchild and Linda Evans”
Ques: Name two women old enough to be your grandmother and mother, respectively, whom you wouldn’t mind having a date with.
Next: I’ll take Baked Reptiles for $1,000 please, Alex…
Little blue men who act anal
That shoulda been “…mother and grandmother, respectively…”
Q: Who runs the accounting firm of Smurf, Smurf, and Smurf?
Next: "I don’t know, but you probably shouldn’t rub it."
Actually we were looking for Butthole Smurfers but that works too.
shouldn’t rub it… hmmmm
Why is that cat’s hair standing on end?
next answer:
Little Richard’s hair
What was found in Richard Wayne Penniman’s drain?
A: Jon Stewart and a Banana Moon Pie