SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game

What did the big fat Scot on Austin Powers confuse when enjoying a midnight snackypoo?

next: Psyence for $5

Black Latex

What do you buy when you don’t want to spring for the black sheepskin?
Mickey Mouse, Felix and Marshall Dillon

Three of my blind dates last year?

Monkeys with fedoras

What are chimps looking like chumps?

Socks with holes

What is this year’s baseball team from Boston?
Jesus H. Christ

Q: Who is sick and tired of getting all of Jesus A. Christ’s mail?

Next up: Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs.

Describe my typical weekend “date” during the early 90’s?

Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky

What are the baby names Mrs. Zappa rejected?

Axl Rose: Son of Iceland

What is the only law firm name that inspires less confidence than “Dewey, Cheatam & Howe”?

Next:
Keeping the Faith

Oh, just ignore my post. I was responding to Why a Duck, and Minor Irritant sneaked in ahead of me.

What’s your favorite wine?

What is Jean Claude van Damme’s next action flick?

next: Suck my nicotine popsicles!

kuroashi, blackfootedone, I’ll have to get back to the chat. Once I find out how to navigate Opal’s severely redesigned site, that is, or find out how to access it through Trillian.

You made it back today I saw

Suck my nicotine popsicles!

What was the song South Park’s Chef based his hit “Lick my Chocolate Salted Balls” on?

(Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!)

next:

English Circles

What’s the newest breakfast treat craze that’s sweeping the nation?
Next: Godzilla, Al Gore, and a dead old lady in a casket.

Name 3 things that never seem to die? Well, the third one did die, so that doesn’t really work.

A Tokyo Earthquake, a Tennessee Neckache and a Woman who did QE2 make!

Wooohooo!

Next:

Clint Eastwood & Quentin Tarrantino

Who is one of Hollywood’s greatest directors, and who’s the overrated 7-11 clerk standing next to him?

Oops - forgot the next answer:

Seward’s Folly and Regis Philbin

What were two things that were undervalued and overvalued, respectively?

Madonna and Britany Spears

Name a ridiculously over-rated pop singer and… another one.

Next: Hal Roach

What did Bill Clinton say to Al Gore when he wanted him to pass the doobie over?

Gatorade Popsicles