Since we’re having so much fun (we are having fun aren’t we?) with the “Questions Only” and “Answers Only” threads, how about we make a game of it, ala Johnny Carson’s ‘Amazing Karnak.’
Someone posts an answer. The next poster supplies the question that the previous post is an answer for, then he must supply a new answer. Get it? Got it? Good.
The first answer :
Two dollars and forty seven cents.
First Question:
What is the current market value of the SDMB server?
Second Answer:
A Library.
Q: Where can I get free things without stealing?
A: Red, with a hint of blue
What color do you turn when you’ve got something stuck in your throat?
Answer: Purple, Orange, Green and Blue
4th question:
How does Elton John dress on a drab day?
5th answer:
Super glue, a box of rubber bands, 50 feet of copper tubing and a big roll of cheescloth.
Question: What color dress did she wear to the wedding!?
Answer: Only if it smells.
Question #5
What are the components of a really cheap hang glider?
Answer #6
A leaky condom and a time machine
Question #6:
George Bush Sr. appears to be married to his own mother. How can this be possible?
Answer #7:
Because the batteries wear out too fast.
Why are there men?
Answer #8 : Two indians and a bad donut.
Question: What are the combined contents of the Kwik E Mart and Homer’s fridge?
Answer #9: He said it was too big.
Question # 9: Why did the guy take the Palmpilot over the laptop?
Answer # 10: Because the rat’s brain exploded.
OK, maybe I should see a psychiatrist…
#10: Why did Cecil beat out a rat for his job?
(ARGH! TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE! KERPOW!)
Answer 11: The bottom of the potomac.
Question 11. Where should we put some of the less entertaining trolls.
Answer 12. Shaved Wookies.
WRONG, moderator-breath! 
**Question 12: **What is the secret weapon of the Rebel swim team?
**Answer 13: **Hot biscuits and Sweet Marie.
Question 13: Whats for dinner at the cannibal ball?
Answer 14: 74 minutes
Question #13
A: When Donny Osmond lived at home and enjoyed a furtive knuckle shuffle, what were the two things he most liked to come over ?
Answer #14
Q: 9th October 1940
COmbinign the two cross posts
9th October 1940 for 74 minutes.
What is the guiness world record for longest sexual encounter between enemy spies?
Answer #16: Worchestershire sauce
Question: What do Whammo’s feet smell like this week?
Answer: A bottle of ketchup, Oral Robert’s toupee and a lava lamp.
Q. #16: Coca-Cola and salt combine to form what new chemical compound?
Answer #17: A truckload of fortune cookies.
Dammit I hate when that happens.