Question: What you might find in a cheap hotel room?
Question: What was the basis of Bush’s economic plan?
Answer: Because his armpits smelled so good.
Question: Why were three possums, a raccoon, and a tadpole all cuddled up watching Mysery Science Theatre with Crunchy Frog?
Answer:
Twice on Thursdays and Fridays, but only once on Saturdays.
How often does oldscratch recount his kitten figurine collection?
Answer: He was drunk on his small limited power.
Sorry i am too addicted to this! Already, yeah…
Question: Why did the Squeaky Voice Teen decide to switch the “Special Krusty Burger Sauce” with Rotting Maynonaise?
Answer: Blue Monday
What did the bisexual girl do the day before she made love to Tuesday Weld?
A : Boogers and beer.
Question: What is John Goodman’s diet?
Answer: A garter belt, some saran wrap, and a used condom.
What is the worst idea for your grandmother’s 85th birthday gift?
Answer: Because it was there.
Question: Why did you boink Madonna?
Answer: Fifteen feet of rubber hose and a birthday cake.
Question: Name tow things that look really cool when they are on fire.
Answer: My aunt Frieda’s douche bag.
Question: What shouldn’t you drink from?
Answer: A black hole.
Question:
What did I mistake for my hot water bottle?
Answer:
A shiny silver penny whistle.
Originally posted by Zoggie
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Q: What is the only thing in NYC Madonna hasn’t blown?
A: A poster to these boards, a daytime serial actress, and Bill Clinton.
Q: Name a loser, a schmoozer, and a user.
A: David Bowie and mustard.
Question: Who likes oral sex?
Answer: Nice work if you can get it.
Q: What is a breast enhancer?
A: Once, but I was really drunk.
Question:
Have you ever propositioned a house plant?
Answer:
Season 11 of “The Simpsons”
Question: What is the [comic book guy voice] WORST SEASON EVER? [/comic book guy voice]
Answer: Honey, dear, it was because of the marmoset.
Question-- what was the reason for Bill Clinton having sexual relations with Monica Lewinski?
Answer-- because it’s dark and smelly.
you can delete my prior post, if you want, Mods
Q: Why did Clinton used a cigar instead of his tongue?
A: Stop touching it and maybe it will go away.
Q. What should I do about this raging erection?
A. Just keep it away from the marshmallow creme.