Question and Answer thread

I stole this idea from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune Message Boards.
It works like this:

On poster starts with an “answer.” The next poster provides a question for the answer, and then provides a new answer.

Example:

[Poster 1] A: Stonehenge

[Poster 2] Q: What’s your favorite Spinal tap song?

             A. Strawberry jam.

[Poster 3] Q: What does Saddam look like right now.

              A: Michael Jackson

          (and so on)

Ok, I’ll start with the first answer and hope this thread works…

A: I heard it from the Iraqi Minister of Information.

Q: How do you already know the winner for American Idol?
A: I had to cut it in half.

Q: Why is your penis so small? [sub]Sorry, I HAD to.[/sub]
A: The Three Little Pigs

Q: What was left after the wolf ate half of the Six Little Pigs.

A: Thirty seven cents

Zev Steinhardt

Q: How much does a dead cat cost ?

A: Use lots of water based lubricant.

Q. What’s the worst thing you could do while having sex with a dolphin?

A. Fourteen steps past the alpaca pens.

Q: Where are the alpaca pencils?

A: Seven pounds of flax.

A: What’s that bulge in your pants?
Q: None. He used an X-Ray.

Q 1st

A 2nd

dyslexic poster

Q: What kind of anal probe did the doctor do on you?

A: A box of firecrackers, six condoms, two empty beer bottles, a grapefruit, and a jar of extra creamy peanut butter.

Q: What did the Janitor find while sweeping up Madonna’s dressing room?

A: Michael Jackson’s face.

Course, this one ain’t bad on its own.

Q: What was Piccasso’s greatest sculpture?
A: The Thief of Bagdad.

Q: Who stole my industrial-sized Bag of Dads?

A: Bullet-proof blenders

Q: What is there just not enough of in this world?

A: Only when it gets excited

Q: Is it dangerous?

A: Ninety five ferrets and a bag of Fritos™.

Q: When does an electron absorb a photon?

A: A pigeon with only one leg.

Q: What is wild cat food?

A: 16 pounds of watermelon seeds

Q: What can you buy with one million Iraqi dinars with Saddams face on them?
A: Shock and awe.

Q: What do you hear when your toddler is playing with the lamp cord?
And, since it was overlooked due to a double post, I say again:

A: Ninety five ferrets and a bag of Fritos™.