Q: What’s the worst thing to bring into a hot tub with you?
A: Only the left one
Q: Which testicle would you like removed without anethesia?
A: George W. Bush
Another good one on its own!
Q: Who was voted most likely to take out a tin pot Middle Eastern despot by his frat brothers?
(Lame, I know. It was the best I could do).
A: The Mother of all Bombs.
Q: What was that last post? (sorry, so sorry)
A: Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats.
Q: What’s the next Michael Jackson album going to be called?
A: Shaq and Kobe.
**Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats. **<–Excellent Band Name
I think that was a simulpost, although **Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats. ** would make for an interesting MJ album title.
I’ll continue as though it was meant to be.
Q: Who are the most over-rated basketball players in history?
A: Deep in the rough.
Q: What’s the name of Maddonna new Porn movie?
A: On the back of a milk Carton
[hijack, how ya doin?]
Thriteen Little Red Noses and a Horse That Sweats is a real song off of Jim Stafford’s Not Just Another Pretty Foot album from waaaaay back in the 70s
[/hijack, how ya doin?]
Q: Where can one find the nutrition facts of milk, written out on cardboard, in a concise, complete, and easy to understand fashion?
A: The French.
Q: What’s a five letter word for “freedom?”
A: All your base are belong to us!
A: What is the most overused cliché in SDMB history, ranking slightly ahead of “Hi Opal”?
Q: All right, then, what should the third item in a list be?
A: SPAM!
Q: I don’t know, but it wasn’t there when I left.
Dammit, Poly!*
You got me all turned around.
Anyone got some anti-dyslexia pills?
*a very seldom used SDMB phrase. no offence, Poly
Q: How did that bird get in the microwave?
A: Kissing cows.
Q. How was the first case of SARS contracted?
A. Francis the talking mule.
Q: Who let the dogs out?
A: Because he dodges bullets
Q: Why is Osama bin Laden so thin?
A: That little Canadian guy.
Q. Which of the gay members of the board has staged two unsuccessful campaigns for the national legislature?
A. $29 and an alligator purse
Q: What is the sum total of the possessions of Imelda Marcos?
A: The light bulb exploded and shards were found all over the kitchen.