It’s truly wonderful to see and hear from you all again.
Nym: (who by the way is not only the cutest and best PA the world has known but also now carries the title of SDMB First Lady) good to see you still ready to… assist in any way and give it all for your government. What’ve got on the agenda?
Demo: hmmm interesting marketing strategy. Considering the way most dopers congregate and why and what they do… Yep, our approval ratings are going to soar. Tell Psy you’re doing it for duty.
Silver: Good to see you on the ball and on the job straight away. Great job!
Nen: blush
Thank you ras and ginger - it’s good to BE back.
Good job Adam. Stand by your post. Good job Jester.
You’re hired Robyn. See Fierra about our pay rates.
Guinastasia: sorry - I have the sexiest girl in the world as my PAQ and first lady. Any internships would be outside of the presidential office and other appointments are handled by indiidual offices. Ask around - I’m sure someone will be willing to lend you a… hand.
NotWithoutRage: the omission - while not deliberate - doesn’t lessen the message. The tragedy reference was meant to encapsulate the entire course of events. Including what is yet to come.
And welcome aboard Mobius… if not maue can we interest you or NotWithoutRage in another colour? (color for american audiences)
Hey! Waht do you know?! Aussies spell correctly! (Removes elementary spelling lessons from the budget list & adds Robin’s pay on instead…).
Yeah, Robin, we can talk about that now ;).
Budget looks stable Mr President, I invested it all in chocolates and the female governmental ministers are very happy with the situation. The minister of trade reported that the world chocolate market appreciated the extra input and is expecting even better returns next year…
Why is there a sudden rush of applicants for jobs?
As you all know, Don Knots has landed on the Moon…
What? Oops, sorry… wrong card. Here’s the right one…
As you all know, we have decided to take action against those who would strike at American soil. And buildings. And people. Our proposed plan is to start an operation that shall have seventeen different names, and send our most dangerous forces into the offending location.
As such, I have acquired an Executive Order from the President - may he have much sex - to send Britney Spears into Afghanistan, along with a team of deaf engineers (to protect them from her Screeching Wails of Destruction), and we will have her sing until Bin Laden has been surrendered to us.
Having spent many hours discussing this plan with the President - may he have much sex - and the Vice President - may his penis encompass many miles - about this issue, and we all agree that the policy of Britneyfication, while difficult for all parties involved, will be the best means of ensuring safety for America and its people. Plus, it gives us an excuse to get Miss Spears far away from us.
That is all. We will now hear from The Executive Screwball… I mean, The Head of the Secret Police, Coldfire…
