SDMB shutting down: what are you going to do with your five minutes?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Probably compose a Pit thread about how the message board is shut down for five minutes.

I pay (in theory) good money for those five minutes!

I hereby call “shenanigans.”

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Theory schmery – I am paying a good…<breaks out calculator> four-ten thousands of a cent for those five minutes! Robbery!

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So can I count on you to second my call of shenanigans?