SDMB shutting down: what are you going to do with your five minutes?

The Board will be shut down tomorrow for about five minutes. Five. Long. Minutes.
What are you going to do? I’m thinking it’s a great time to do something productive. Learning Mandarin Chinese may be a bit much, so I think I’ll use the time to finally learn how to make an origami swan.

You?

Count to 300.

Well, it’ll be in the middle of the night here, so I’ll be sleeping.

Hop over the JREF message board to see the professional woos they have to deal with.

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Masturbate like a motherf*ck…

This, but sullenly.
Gonna make things awkward at the office, that’s for sure.

Curl up in the fetal position and whimper.

Get some work done?

In the lobby of a hotel while yelling Wooooo!?

Think about all the spammers who are trying to sign up but can’t do it, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh…

Just remember it will be 5 minutes of your life you’ll never get back…so make the most of it.

I Don’t believe in a SDMB-Less world.

Compose my next post in MS Word. If I time it properly it will be like the Dope never left.

[Mr. Burns]
Excellent.
[/mr. burns]

Well, I’ve been meaning to feed the kids, so that’s as good a time as any.

Kids need to be fed?

That’s what I said!

There’s an old Argentinian saying “My dog died, and I had ***just ***finished teaching it not to eat!”

Run spybot and a disk defrag so that I’ll be able to catch up again quickly . . .