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*weeps pathetically in the corner

And that was when I was going to post my solution to the “which ‘gry’ words can take off on a treadmill” quandary. Now you will never know!

Can you at least post the answer to 14 k of g in a f p d?

Where will we go. What will we do? Hey, look! It’s the Goodyear blimp.


Nope. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

I remember when the Dope went down for an hour every day. For us in the US it was the wee small hours of the morning, but for Dopers in other time zones it was prime time.

Should we start creating socks now, or wait until after the down time?

It will only take an hour???

Have you tried just turning it off and on again?

‘should’ not ‘will’ - this means to plan on doing something else for several hours.

All we are is dust — in the wind.

It’s the annual hamster update.

By ‘update’ you of course mean ‘flush and refresh.’

My money’s on “14 kinds of grenades in a force-protection detachment.”

Really? It’s “14 kangaroos of grease in a future pizza dictatorship.”

I thought we settled that years ago.


You rebels!



So I guess it happened? Was it successful?

Are we all alive, is everybody here? Bullitt, sockless, is alive.