That reminds me:
And the OP of this thread is an idiot. I suggest he post even less often to minimize his exposure to well-deserved ridicule.
Well, when you have no life (spend all day and night on the internet racking up an average of 10.73 posts a day) you tend to have no ‘real’ life… Pity
Y’know, I realize it might take you a few hours to scribble out a “I LUV U MOMMY” with your safety crayons and paper circles, but for most of us, dashing off 10.73 or so posts over the course of a day isn’t really that much of an intellectual burden.
“Zombie” thread refers colloquially to Old threads …
Articulate, amusing *and *scathing, all in one simple sentence. We’ve got the cream of the crop here on the 'Dope. 
You would know that. An old, outdated obscure thing that has to be explained to be even remotely understood. Much less cared about…
Oooooh ** Bryan** you can be really cutting at times and I doubt you have to think hard to do it.
10/10+ 2 stars
I really didn’t mean that. Mods please delete this thread! I’m not a mean person, I’ve just had a bad day.
I really have lot’s of respect for all people on this site. God bless all those who have payed money to have their brain teased, intellects tested, minds exercised and have had a chance to let loose with… whatever.
That’s what I’m here for and I certainly don’t want anyone to suffer undue stress/criticism/ridicule on my account…
Long Live StraightDope.Com
BriteSmite, this is beside the point, but…
How can anyone who lives in such a beautiful place be so full of indignation over almost nothing?
I think you should have had an explanation, but put things into a little perspective. It wasn’t intended as a personal insult.
Damn, Tybee Island is so fine. I went there looking for the elusive “Moon River” and found a real treasure. Lucky you.
I posted with seeing that you’ve had second thoughts. I didn’t mean to scold. Hey, most of us have bad days and rough posts.
I can’t post anything to make sense.
I posted without seeing your post.
And I see that I’ve been misspelling your name too. Sorry!
Awwww…where’s the fun in that? You could’ve kept up your snootiness and biliousness for a bit longer couldn’t you?
Ne’er mind. I hope tomorrow rains sunshine and roses for you BrightSmite.
BrightSmite, I can understand your indignation if you didn’t realise the rule about “zombie” threads … glad there was a good reason for TPTB to close the thread, and you now realise that.
Hope you have a better day. 
(oops - not used to posting in The Pit … er … PANTIES! :o
:scurries away: )
BrightSmite writes:
> . . . over 61,000 people pay $15 dollars/year, how much is that? . . .
61,000 is the total number of posters over the entire history of the SDMB. It includes people who quit posting years ago. It includes people who were only guests and never became regular members. Only something like 2,000 people are paying members each year. Furthermore, the first five years of the SDMB were free. I’ve seen guesses that it costs The Chicago Reader something like $30,000 a year to run the SDMB. They’ve lost a lot of money on it over the years, it seems.
I’m sorry, it’s the rickets. Keep the La-Z-Boy open; I’m almost there.
We don’t delete threads by user request. In fact we delete very little (duplicate posts, spam) as we feel it takes away from the continuity of the boards and accountability of users.
You might want to travel on over to About This Message Board and read the stickies there.
Just to summarize, though, we don’t usually like people posting to old threads as it is very jarring. In many cases, the people participating may no longer be on the boards, or an issue has been dropped, or the thread just doesn’t make much sense anymore. That’s why it’s just better all around to create a new thread and link to the old one. (There are exceptions, such as in Cafe Society).
Yes, lots of threads, but any answers? I’ve read many of those threads but I don’t remember seeing a good answer. I keep assuming there is a bug in the code or db that is locking an entire table, or an often used row.
You really, really ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Not that I’m holding my breath or anything. 
OK, maybe I should post another thread about this, but I’ve always thought that enforcing the zombie rule in GQ and the CCC (and that other column related forum) is a little… odd. Isn’t it better to improve an existing thread than waste space on a new post about a topic that was already covered by making a new thread? Someone searching for information about Chinese billionaires would probably rather see one thread than two, especially since there would be a lot of repeated information (and jokes) in the second thread that they would have to wade through. And yeah, some people aren’t on the board anymore, but that doesn’t mean their information is any less accurate, if it was accurate when it was posted. Would anyone be embarrassed by their words being called back in a thread like that? I don’t think so.
I can see plenty of good reasons for enforcing the zombie rule in the other forums, but when it comes to factual questions in the factual question forums, why not just add an appendix instead of wasting bandwidth on a whole nother thread?
Also, the boards have been really slow for me for the past two weeks, and I’ve had to abort at least half of my replies to posts because it just wasn’t worth the effort of sitting there waiting for the little bar to fill. Just a report from my corner of the Innernit to flesh out the bandwidth picture.
Whatever, BrightSmite.
You’re down with the smiting, but you’re … not so bright.
You want the pit “on” just long enough to flame people, then when you’re called on your defective issues by posters citing actual facts and established board policies, you first go ad hominem, then you’re all sorry and want the thing closed.
You remind me of one of those Cops refugees, the suddenly remorseful drunk/wife beater/bully who gets all soft when confronted by non-victims.
Again, Fuckwit, fuck you, you fuckity-fucked, fucking no-nothing failure of a bully. Put on your offical wife-beater tee-shirt, get yourself some 16-oz bottles of your favourite malt beverage, return to your trailer park, and bother us no more.