Baby, if you’re ever wondering
Wondering what’s falling from the sky.
Here’s a quote from Arthur Carlson:
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
He’s The Big Guy at WKRP in Cincinnati.
O Come, O Come on NFL!
O come, O come, on NFL
And save us from this TV hell
We watch in sadness parades here
Until the Detroit Lions appear
Rejoice, rejoice, O NFL
Save us from parade hell.
Macy*s
With all of your big balloons
Everybody wonders
What will be new this year.
Now Thank We All Our God
On Black Friday, all the store owners get to sing “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”, but that’s not the same thing.
Hey, there’s always room for Jell-O! 
They do this the day after Christmas, and then take off for a month in Majorca. 