Damn, those things suck. Why is it my fate to have every nuisance skin-problem known to man? I must’ve been an evil dermatologist in a past life.
Pics or it didn’t happen. 
Especially if you can get it to squirt.
This is especially funny to me for some reason. Thanks for that.
Oh, it popped this morning. Without going into detail, I can say it was a profoundly disturbing experience.
We DEMAND details, dang it.
Why? Is this some new internet fetish I’ve missed? 
Even though I know what it means, I think the word combination ‘sebaceous cyst’ just has a nice sound to it.
Sebaceous cyst.
Sebaceous cyst.
It sounds like a kind of tree that grows on a Greek isle. The Mediterranean sun was shining, and the sebaceous cysts were blowing in the breeze.