SEC busts the time traveller from 2256

Time traveller busted by SEC for insider trading

Anyone read this? Thoughts?

I think the telling point is, he’s from 250 years in the future, why would he be able to tell them immediatley where Osama is right now? I can’t tell where Thomas Jefferson was 200 years ago simply from historical documents.

Granted $800 to $350,000,000 is an incredible insider info network.

Wow!

Anyone advanced enough to fool Snopes
HAS to be from the future!

whoops

I’m afraid if I point out that no one fooled Snopes, which is obvious if you read the entire Snopes article, I will suddenly hear a loud whooshing noise.

Hey- Everything in the Weekly World News is true. It’s got the largest circulation of any newspaper.

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