Second jobs for Cecil Adams

In My Humble Opinion
1

If Cecil ever needed a second job to supplement his income, what do you think he would be suited for given his brains, personality, and penchant for secrecy? :slight_smile:

I suggest:

  1. Chairman of the board, the Illuminati (“All right Kissinger, we need more all-black helicopters…can you take care of that?”)

  2. Stunt man for Straight Dope, the Motion Picture. (“Okay Cecil, after you jump Ed’s motorbike over the burning school bus, we want you to…”)

  3. Bodyguard for Jimmy Hoffa (or Judge Crater, or…)

Any other suggestions? :slight_smile:

2

He’d probly make a better Bond than Brosnan. Then again…Pauly Shore would make a better Bond than Brosnan.

3

Doesn’t he already moonlight as the voice of the comic book store owner on The Simpsons? (If not, it sure sounds like him.)

4

Porno actor. With his knowledge of sex, he’d be hotter than Shaft. And Shaft’s one bad…

5

I figured he already had about 10 jobs, ala Buckaroo Banzai.

6

SHUTCHO MOUTH!

7

President, obviously.

Imagine having a president who looked for the truth of a proposition, rather than basing his decision on rumour or common assumption.