We’ve had a lot of polls and we’ve obtained a lot of results. But without comparison among them, the data is meaningless. So I’ve compiled the top results from various polls over the last six weeks.
Choose the most appropriate option.
Pistachios. Definately Pistachios.
I had to go with I pee like a normal person because, y’know, I do.
But I do have to admit caramel apples was tempting.
Where’s the “none and all of the above” option?
clever 
You idiot. George Harrison!
How about Betty Jo Bialosky? 
Without question, George Harrison. And I do mean without question.
In order not to bias the results, I set this poll up under triple blind protocols. So neither the person asking for a response, the person giving a response, or the person reading the responses will know what the question was.
mmmmmmm … lima beans!
I have guy nipples.
Where’s the “I’m laughing too hard to vote” option?
Wow, so hard to choose. While I do love George Harrison, and I loves me some pistachios, and (checks down front of t-shirt) I do indeed have guy nipples and love voting in polls, and I am in fact, an athiest, I think the most appropriate option is I pee like a normal person.
I’d rather have folks thinking I’m a deist than thinking I pee through my fly. That’s just weird.